How to deal with this - wheeliebins & neighbours
How to deal with this - wheeliebins & neighbours
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GarryA

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4,700 posts

187 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Where I live there is a private access road going between my house and the neighbour's, it is used for accessing properties and parking at the rear of the site.

The road as I've said is used for access but what has been done is that a psuedo crash barrier has been created against the other house opposite mine by using wheeliebins, this then forces cars / vans to run very close to my wall which has resulted in chimney flue damage, gas pipe damage and brickwork damage, so much so that we are having to chop a load of bricks out next weekend and renew parts of the house wall.

Obviously when anyone strikes my house with a vehicle they let me know about it rolleyes

The bins have at reduced the width of the road by about 3ft.

Council are not interested as its a private road and no one on the site is interested either. No one gives a f*ck.

My idea was to put all the bins in a van and dump them outside the council offices? Worth it?



My house in red, road in grey and bins in green.

About 10 bins in total a lot of them have been taken from empty houses, hence the high number.

I would like some lounge replies not SP&L so I can at least have a laugh at 90% of the ideas.

Ta,

Gorvid

22,359 posts

248 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Move them to your side of the road. smile

Jgtv

2,130 posts

220 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Bung the bin men a few quid to stick them out on the road when they are done rather than back down the road next to your house.

failing that sick a note on top of each of the bins asking them politely not to leave bins down that road, job done.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

209 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Rudimentary crash barrier along your wall?

GarryA

Original Poster:

4,700 posts

187 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Jgtv said:
Bung the bin men a few quid to stick them out on the road when they are done rather than back down the road next to your house.

failing that sick a note on top of each of the bins asking them politely not to leave bins down that road, job done.
Thats been done, sect 46 of environmental act and everything, I think some councils fine you for leaving bins out 24/7?

The problem with having the bins against my side is that when the scruffy bds chuck the rubbish in and the bag splits it goes all up the wall or on the floor.

Bins are also useful for step ups to jump our fences too. I await one catching fire that would be nice :-)

Flanders.

6,433 posts

231 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Put the bins next to your house?

thetapeworm

13,319 posts

262 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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eBay - they are around £50 each normally and people are always losing theirs when the bin men don't put them back in the right place.

£1 each on a "buy it now, collection only" basis and wait for them to disappear.

AstonZagato

13,761 posts

233 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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I'd be tempted to put up some evil looking steel work - armco type stuff - to protect your property and narrow the lane further. When people complain that they can't get down the lane, tell them to move the feckin bins.

Edited by AstonZagato on Monday 4th October 09:58

wainy

800 posts

266 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Some big concrete flower pots outside your house.

A "ben hur" type contraption at car wing level which starts spinning when a car approaches

GarryA

Original Poster:

4,700 posts

187 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Johnnytheboy said:
Rudimentary crash barrier along your wall?
This has been discussed, the only problem being that armco looks a bit unsightly for a house, but if something nicer can be found this will be the ultimate step I think.

The only thing is finding out who is responsible for the private road? It would have to be broken to erect said barrier.

Paying the binmen is a good idea.

ZesPak

26,006 posts

219 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Johnnytheboy said:
Rudimentary crash barrier along your wall?
This, if you can.

Flanders. said:
Put the bins next to your house?
Listen to this guy, judging by his name, he probably has the worst neighbor you can find hehe

Flanders.

6,433 posts

231 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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ZesPak said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Rudimentary crash barrier along your wall?
This, if you can.

Flanders. said:
Put the bins next to your house?
Listen to this guy, judging by his name, he probably has the worst neighbor you can find hehe



irked I don't have Bin problems around my area hehe.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

209 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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GarryA said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Rudimentary crash barrier along your wall?
This has been discussed, the only problem being that armco looks a bit unsightly for a house, but if something nicer can be found this will be the ultimate step I think.

The only thing is finding out who is responsible for the private road? It would have to be broken to erect said barrier.

Paying the binmen is a good idea.
Cheap plastic window box type plant pots ( example) full of a bombproof plant like sedum.

Cheaper than armco and less unsightly.

Sixpackpert

5,078 posts

237 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Nice stainless steel bollards or alike to push traffic out from the house?

I'm sure I have something that is in keeping in my range, give me an emil if interested.

GKP

15,099 posts

264 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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They're unwanted? Can't you throw them away? Just put them in the bin...

ponchie

110 posts

193 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Install armco then plant a hedge underneith. You now have a hedge that can repel vehicles

GarryA

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4,700 posts

187 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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ponchie said:
Install armco then plant a hedge underneith. You now have a hedge that can repel vehicles
I would have to plant the hedge in tarmac hehe

thetapeworm

13,319 posts

262 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Set all but one alight and then put the melted remains into the one that's left, recycling at it's most efficient.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

271 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Largish lumps of stone along your wall. Very effective at keeping vehicles away. Doesn't matter if they get hit either.

GarryA

Original Poster:

4,700 posts

187 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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mrmaggit said:
Largish lumps of stone along your wall. Very effective at keeping vehicles away. Doesn't matter if they get hit either.
Concrete railway sleepers, 250kg a piece, I like your thinking.