A £7k bog!!!!
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StevieBee

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14,891 posts

279 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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Attended a do in London this evening at a washroom products showroom.

I feel it my duty to report that I bid farewell to last night's tea on a bog costing £7,340 (Ex VAT).

For those that are interested, it was a Toto Washlet and was, it has to be said, a very pleasurable experience. However, it does beg the question; how much money do you have to have to consider £7k for a chod bin a reasonable amount to pay?

QuackHandle

3,100 posts

211 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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Did it wipe your arse for you?

StevieBee

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14,891 posts

279 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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Yep. Wash, dry and deodorizer!

QuackHandle

3,100 posts

211 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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Bargain! hehe

RemainAllHoof

79,441 posts

306 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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I'm surprised it looks like something installed in a Portaloo. (Just googled it.) For £7k, I'd expect a "happy ending".

Sheets Tabuer

21,051 posts

239 months

Thursday 17th February 2011
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We have a loo that washes and air drys, I don't think it cost anywhere near that amount.

genuine lol @ chod bin though.

tokyo_mb

436 posts

241 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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It is amazing the prices they charge in the UK for these.

Clearly competition/supply needs to increase, as a similar item in Japan (or even the US) is only at most about two thousand pounds e.g.
Japan: http://item.rakuten.co.jp/hinode/ces9923rj/
US: http://www.toiletwarehouse.com/s/toto-neorest.html

Clearly there's some additional cost involved in having a UK spec model (100/110V -> 240V, complying with UK Building Regs, VAT (20% in UK vs 5% in Japan), etc.) but the premium being charged does seem to be criminal.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

279 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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I employ a Groom Of The Stool to perform this task...

netherfield

3,082 posts

208 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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A builder who is doing a job for my Daughter at the moment.

His plumber fitted a gold plated jobbie for one of the brothers who own/owned the ladies fashion store that is an anagram of 'mob charme'.

He still has a photocopy of the invoice on his wall.

£9.500 plus vat plus delivery from an Asian country.

That was back in 2003.

anonymous-user

78 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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StevieBee said:
Attended a do in London this evening at a washroom products showroom.

I feel it my duty to report that I bid farewell to last night's tea on a bog costing £7,340 (Ex VAT).
Didn't the other delegates have a problem with that?

Gingerbread Man

9,173 posts

237 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

279 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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What happens if this thing goes wrong and grabs an unsuspecting bk...?

Rollin

6,296 posts

269 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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Don't like sitting on a warm bog seat. It's normally accompanied by the smell of another mans turds.

mybrainhurts

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279 months

Friday 18th February 2011
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Rollin said:
Don't like sitting on a warm bog seat.
For seven grand, I'd expect it to hold me in the hover...

Mattlan

394 posts

229 months

Monday 21st February 2011
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I can't believe that no one has spotted that it comes with a massage feature!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

279 months

Monday 21st February 2011
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Mattlan said:
I can't believe that no one has spotted that it comes with a massage feature!!
Only a perv would notice that...hehe