Real men to answer please...
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Jasandjules

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72,671 posts

260 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Now, this is a question for those of us who hoover... A lot..

How the f**k do you use the hose on the vac without the thing falling over? I hoover a lot, and almost every time I use the hoover I use the hose attachment to pick up the dog fur, but I always manage to pull the hoover over.

So, is it just me who can't keep the sodding hoover to stay upright when I am using it?


XG332

3,927 posts

219 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Hold the ridged tube upright?

blueg33

46,828 posts

255 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Now, this is a question for those of us who hoover... A lot..

How the f**k do you use the hose on the vac without the thing falling over? I hoover a lot, and almost every time I use the hoover I use the hose attachment to pick up the dog fur, but I always manage to pull the hoover over.

So, is it just me who can't keep the sodding hoover to stay upright when I am using it?
Use a proper cylinder hoover not one of those namby pamby uprights smile

Or better still - pay a wench to do it smile

stainless_steve

6,052 posts

289 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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I will ask the wife when she's finished in the kitchen

Speedracer329

1,507 posts

208 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Cylinder vac wink

oldbanger

4,328 posts

269 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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use a different vac. i.e. one designed to be used exlusively with a hose

I have an ancient aquavac myself, works with normal hoovering and even builder's rubble. However Henry's are very popular.

HTH angel

Platinum

2,101 posts

254 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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You are not alone.

Buy a non upright vac instead; they are a lot easier to wield.

Jasandjules

Original Poster:

72,671 posts

260 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Platinum said:
You are not alone.

Buy a non upright vac instead; they are a lot easier to wield.
Sadly, I just bought a new hoover because I was getting so f***ed off with the Dyson and I broke it recently when it hit the deck and a bit of plastic came off....

But it's also an upright............

missdiane

13,994 posts

280 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Had the same problem with our upright, got a cylinder now; much better biggrin

Flintstone

8,644 posts

278 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Is this a lead up to the story you'll be telling in A&E later?


hehe

wiffmaster

2,622 posts

229 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Turn hoover through 180 degrees, so that the 'foot' of the hoover counteracts your pulling action.

Jasandjules

Original Poster:

72,671 posts

260 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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wiffmaster said:
Turn hoover through 180 degrees, so that the 'foot' of the hoover counteracts your pulling action.
I did that and found it fell over faster, smacked me in the back of the head... biggrin

And flintstone, luckily not, but I have no doubt there will be those who do................ I have heard of a fellow who "fell on" his dyson, whilst hoovering naked of course (friends of mine are doctors, some of the things removed from bodies....).

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

223 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Now, this is a question for those of us who hoover... A lot..

How the f**k do you use the hose on the vac without the thing falling over? I hoover a lot, and almost every time I use the hoover I use the hose attachment to pick up the dog fur, but I always manage to pull the hoover over.

So, is it just me who can't keep the sodding hoover to stay upright when I am using it?
Lay it down, also means the hose extends instead of springing the bloody dyson/hoover/vax/[insert brand name here] into your flaming ankles!!!

Simpo Two

93,022 posts

296 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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One hand holds the hoover upright, the other operates the nozzle. Obvious isn't it?

filski666

3,877 posts

223 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Hold the Hoover in one hand and use the other hand to direct the hose.....hardly rocket science!
Or do you have such limp wrists that you need two hands to hold the hose? wink

lazy_b

396 posts

267 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Get a Henry! Pretty much un-tiltable, and I can guarantee (from personal experience) that if you drag it around by the hose the furniture will suffer more than the cleaner. Mrs lazy-b hasn't forgiven me yet, but I still have to do the vacuuming frown

eskidavies

5,859 posts

190 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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lazy_b said:
Get a Henry! Pretty much un-tiltable, and I can guarantee (from personal experience) that if you drag it around by the hose the furniture will suffer more than the cleaner. Mrs lazy-b hasn't forgiven me yet, but I still have to do the vacuuming frown
agreed henrys the man i got one thumbup

Toilet Duck

1,367 posts

216 months

Saturday 16th April 2011
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Another vote for Henry smile

blueg33

46,828 posts

255 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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You need a real man's answer - sod the vacuum, you need one of these


DrDeAtH

3,703 posts

263 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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Speedracer329 said:
Cylinder vac wink
would that be the clarkson 350?

8 cylinders.......to power it