Spiders

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David87

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6,885 posts

227 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Anyone got any tips or tricks to keep these little sods out of the house? As we're hurtling towards Spider Month (September) at an ever increasing rate I'm finding more and more spiders about the house. Problem is I don't much like them and am not really very good at catching / killing them. The reason for me posting this is that I've just had to deal with the largest one since moving in - a medium-sized house spider. It was running about the hallway and resulted in me smashing it with a baseball bat.hehe

Don't get me wrong, this worked very well, but I'd prefer not to kill them if possible or - even better - not have them enter the house in the first place. I'm not terrified of them per se (unlike the girlfriend, who could be found standing on the sofa, shrieking), but I wouldn't be upset if I never saw another spider ever again. Any ideas, or should I just buy a baseball bat for each room?

P.S. Can house spiders bite? I'm sure I've read somewhere they can.smash

PaulB81

883 posts

175 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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They can't bite. Stop being a poof biggrin

The Moose

23,380 posts

224 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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You might want to get yourself some Spider Spray

And yes - it does work!

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Someone I used to work with (aracnophobic) was told conkers worked!

Scuba_steve

579 posts

195 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Fire. Lots and lots of fire. That'll sort em.

Not been a good spider thread in a while.

Last one I dealt with was so big i had to resort to throwing a broom at it. The bloody thing picked it up and threw it back!


Edited by Scuba_steve on Sunday 21st August 00:32

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Scuba_steve

579 posts

195 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Shaw Tarse said:
What in the mother of all fk is THAT!??

poing

8,743 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Scuba_steve said:
Shaw Tarse said:
What in the mother of all fk is THAT!??
Scary, that's what that is!

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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It's one of the pics that usually gets posted on a spider thread, I thought I had the clock spider pic on my computer, but can't find it!
I may have emailed some of the pics/gifs to the woman I used to work with whistle

zetec

4,789 posts

266 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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poing said:
Scuba_steve said:
Shaw Tarse said:
What in the mother of all fk is THAT!??
Scary, that's what that is!
It's a picture of a spider in a Dolls house hehe

hornetrider

63,161 posts

220 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Pfffft.


66comanche

2,369 posts

174 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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poing said:
Scary, that's what that is!
Note the big nest of another 3000 of them due to come out shortly biggrin

Personally, a jam jar and a bit of card and chuck them out. Don't like killing anything unless unavoidable, keep thinking of Karma smile Wasps are fair game although I will try to get them out first before using the electrified bat.

Caesar9

118 posts

176 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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I had one abit like that last year crawl up my bedroom blind although i don't think it was that big.
It didn't half make my arse twitch especially when I clouted it with a book n it still managed to scarper off.
I was searching for about an hour as there was no way I was leaving it to plot revenge, I even tried to get the dog to find it.

o bks I've scared myself again nowboxedin

NiceCupOfTea

25,415 posts

266 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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found one in the garage 2 inches across yesterday evening and pretty much st myself!

Brigand

2,547 posts

184 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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If they're not in my garage, they're in my house, wandering around putting me on edge, especially if found around bed-time.

I found one the other day in the bedroom, black typical house spider. I couldn't reach him to squash him with a handful or bog roll, (my usual method of relocation) so I broke out the hoover to get that extra reach and confirmation that he was removed and not just knocked onto the floor behind the wardrobe.

He hung on like a good'un, I had to physically knock him up and into the nozzle to suck him up. Mind you, he was only small, and our hoover is crap, this was exactly what I needed to prove to my missus that the hoover was crap, as she kept claiming it was fine - it couldn't suck a small spider up!

Anyone else noticing that there seems to be a lot of those spindly spiders that look like daddy long legs around? Usually I used to just see them in old, not very used rooms of old buildings, but now they seem to be everywhere, they infest my garage and are the main occupants of my house - I've only come across two or three house spiders in my four months here, compared to well over fifteen spindly ones...

captainzep

13,306 posts

207 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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hornetrider said:
Pfffft.

Why do people feel so threatened?

They are the householder's friend.

They catch pests, like rats and Labradors and things.

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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From the youtube thread Spider vs Wasp

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd3_1313494047

Fastward for 1 min for jaw dropping action!
I did see one of "my" garden spiders catch a fly like this.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

270 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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Holy strewth, it's easy to catch them and dump them outside, or put them through your neighbour's letter box.

Get a tennisist ball plastic tube thing and plop it over the spider. Wait for it to run into the tube, or slide a piece of a stiff paper between the tube and floor/wall, then turn the tube upside down. Spiders can't climb out of the tube.

Take it outside and tip it into the garden/road/passing tramp's hood, neighbour's letter box. Job's a good un...

Tennisist ball tube ---->

Or a two litre plastic pop bottle, cut in half, will do...

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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What is this tennisist you talk about?
Is it the same as tennish?

poing

8,743 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st August 2011
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...or just smack them with something big and solid, preferably at the end of a long stick! Keep hitting them until dead then hit them for another few minutes to be certain then hit them again until they are a brown smear and some stray legs. Then get the garden gloves on, 10 sheets of kitchen roll and wipe them up, squish as hard as you can then flush down the loo, twice.