Yesterday was a bad day for me.
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The cats get carted off to various bedrooms "for loving" - the rabbits and reptiles are also well looked after here, were a house of animal lovers.
It occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.
Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.
Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of s
te inside my mouth.
Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little b
ds!
It occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.
Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.
Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of s
te inside my mouth.Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little b
ds!Marf said:
Mobsta ate da poo poo.
Snowy, Bolognaise, I didn't eat it...I almost did but thanks to my incredible reflexes, well, I didn't.
Ok, I admit I may have chewed it a little...
But only the first one. But I didn't need floss, so I'm good
It was a bit wet btw, to answer the question of why it stuck to my inhaler

Kissy wissy anyone?
Mobsta said:
The cats get carted off to various bedrooms "for loving" - the rabbits and reptiles are also well looked after here, were a house of animal lovers.
It occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.
Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.
Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of s
te inside my mouth.
Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little b
ds!
I would hazard a guess that gerbil sIt occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.
Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.
Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of s
te inside my mouth.Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little b
ds!
t tastes infinitely better than that cured meat crap! Cant understand how anyone would actually want to eat it!Gassing Station | All Creatures Great & Small | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff








