Yesterday was a bad day for me.
Yesterday was a bad day for me.
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Mobsta

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5,614 posts

278 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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The cats get carted off to various bedrooms "for loving" - the rabbits and reptiles are also well looked after here, were a house of animal lovers.

It occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.

Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.

Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of ste inside my mouth.

Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little bds!

Melvin Udall

73,668 posts

278 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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stbreath.

anonymous-user

77 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Sorry Mobsta, but rofl

Bolognese

1,500 posts

247 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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hehelick

Pixel Pusher

10,371 posts

182 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Mobsta, how does a Gerbil put a "Biltong crumb" inside your inhaler?

I suspect it may have been a revenge attack from your OH over the BBQ / "Rabbit" incident.

scratchchin

WorAl

10,877 posts

211 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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rofl draw us a comedy picture of the events.

Melvin Udall

73,668 posts

278 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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WorAl said:
rofl draw us a comedy picture of the events.
hehe

Jasandjules

71,911 posts

252 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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WorAl said:
rofl draw us a comedy picture of the events.
Oh, my head has done that for me......

Marf

22,907 posts

264 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Mobsta ate da poo poo.

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

278 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Marf said:
Mobsta ate da poo poo.
Snowy, Bolognaise, I didn't eat it...
I almost did but thanks to my incredible reflexes, well, I didn't.

Ok, I admit I may have chewed it a little...
But only the first one. But I didn't need floss, so I'm good thumbup

It was a bit wet btw, to answer the question of why it stuck to my inhaler frown
Kissy wissy anyone?

Anthony Micallef

1,128 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Mobsta said:
The cats get carted off to various bedrooms "for loving" - the rabbits and reptiles are also well looked after here, were a house of animal lovers.

It occurred to me I could let the gerbils "run free" by depositing them on my bedside table, whilst reading. I try to let them out 5x a week so they can stretch their legs and see something other than the I side of their cage.

Long story short, I'd been eating biltong, and spotted a biltong crumb on my bedside table, which I popped into my mouth. But it wasn't a biltong crumb. Cue tremendous laughing from GF when I spat it out.

Fast forward an hour or so, I thought I'd have a puff on my asthma inhaler. And end up with a second nugget of ste inside my mouth.

Ive done the latter before, but never twice in one day.
Those little bds!
I would hazard a guess that gerbil st tastes infinitely better than that cured meat crap! Cant understand how anyone would actually want to eat it!

TackleburyUk

493 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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I'm having a st day and thats made me fell much better!!!

We had hamsters once and those little turds get everywhere, never in my gob though!!!!

Mobsta

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5,614 posts

278 months

Monday 9th January 2012
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TackleburyUk said:
I'm having a st day and thats made me fell much better!!!
If it makes anyone elses day, or just brightens up their Monday, I somehow managed it again this weekend past.

Anyone want some gerbils?

Simpo Two

91,119 posts

288 months

Monday 9th January 2012
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Coprophile.

I think you need a seperate Biltong Room...

Mobsta

Original Poster:

5,614 posts

278 months

Monday 9th January 2012
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Simpo Two said:
Coprophile.
Im not even going to look that up...

Simpo Two said:
I think you need a seperate Biltong Room...
...because you are probably right irked