Dog and Pig Crossbreed
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Glassman

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24,444 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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I saw something at a site that has me :wobbly:

Dog, crossed with a pig (so they said). It was black, plump (like a pot bellied pig) had standy uppy ears like a dog, trotters of a pig, canines and fur. It had the face/head of a dog.

Seriously??

My mate saw it and we've spoken about it ever since. The weirdest thing ever.

Adenauer

18,957 posts

259 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Are you pissed today?

Rollcage

11,345 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Sounds like a load of cobblers to me.

Could you even cross a dog and a pig?

The Nur

9,168 posts

208 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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So did a dog fk a pig, or did a pig fk a dog?

Who let this happen?

Why didn't you take pictures?

PugwasHDJ80

7,644 posts

244 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Mangalitza


Bolognese

1,500 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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It only works with elephants and pigs..


The Nur

9,168 posts

208 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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PugwasHDJ80 said:
Mangalitza

The welshman in me is confused, excited and highly aroused in equal measure.

fkable bacon ftw.

Snoop Bagg

1,879 posts

217 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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This one?

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,444 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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It looked worse than that; it was a real, WTF is THAT?

Even after the explanation (and laughing/chuckling/leave-off) he was dead serious. Trotters... pot belly. Whenever I see my mate Steve, it's like 'the alien' we dare not speak of in public.


freecar

4,249 posts

210 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Glassman said:
I saw something at a site that has me :wobbly:

Dog, crossed with a pig (so they said). It was black, plump (like a pot bellied pig) had standy uppy ears like a dog, trotters of a pig, canines and fur. It had the face/head of a dog.

Seriously??

My mate saw it and we've spoken about it ever since. The weirdest thing ever.
Good lord!

A pig can't breed with a dog any more than a giraffe could cross breed with an ant.

Hugely differing chromosome numbers would prevent this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_%28biology%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_...


Adenauer

18,957 posts

259 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.

Charlie Michael

2,753 posts

207 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Adenauer said:
Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.
yes Spectacular ones at that too.

Adenauer

18,957 posts

259 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Charlie Michael said:
Adenauer said:
Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.
yes Spectacular ones at that too.
Thank you, Charlie laugh

Rollcage

11,345 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Glassman said:
It looked worse than that; it was a real, WTF is THAT?

Even after the explanation (and laughing/chuckling/leave-off) he was dead serious. Trotters... pot belly. Whenever I see my mate Steve, it's like 'the alien' we dare not speak of in public.
THAT is a Photoshop!

As has been said, cross breeding pigs and dogs isn't biologically possible.

JungleJim

2,419 posts

235 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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I remember as a young'un seeing in a tabloid newspaper that a baby had been born that was a cross between an ape/monkey and a human.

Proper put the willies up me.


Carless Fury

455 posts

183 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Are you sure you're not talking out of your arse?

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,444 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Charlie Michael said:
Adenauer said:
Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.
yes Spectacular ones at that too.
Please. I would never. It messes with the Psychosis.

toasty

8,196 posts

243 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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JungleJim said:
I remember as a young'un seeing in a tabloid newspaper that a baby had been born that was a cross between an ape/monkey and a human.

Proper put the willies up me.
It had more than one????

And it put them up you??? yikes

sunbeam alpine

7,220 posts

211 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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I thought (hoped) this was going to be a joke about Germans. smile

Or maybe I just read the wrong sort of comics as a kid.

0a

24,062 posts

217 months

Thursday 5th January 2012
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Rare to have drunken posting this early in the day/year.

Pics?