Stopping a dog urinating on my land

Stopping a dog urinating on my land

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PhilboSE

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4,470 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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My house has a brick gatepost which fronts directly onto the pavement outside.

Everyone morning without fail, it is covered in dog wee. Well, I am assuming it's dog wee as it's positioned at the right height and the spray area and pattern is about right for a medium sized hound.

This is obviously a creature of habit and the owner is I am assuming blase about it. It's happening very early in the morning so short of staking out the sunrise I'm unlikely to catch the miscreant owner & dog. Even if I did, I expect the owner would just let it carry on.

I'm not a dog owner, but I believe that dogs mark territory habitually. I'm probably unlucky that it's also the dog's first wee of the day and it's unloading 12 hours of pent up doggy drizzle.

Any ideas on anything I can treat the brickwork with to repel the dog and make it go somewhere else? Is there a scent e.g. very strong lemon, disinfectant etc that dogs just don't like?

I need to break the habit this mutt has formed because it's getting really quite unpleasant. There's also the occasional solid present left behind as well, though I can't say it's the same dog in that instance.

Cheers for any advice.

Stevenj214

4,941 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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PhilboSE said:
Cheers for any advice.
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anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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You will never stop this. The pee is probably from multiple dogs as they all like to pee on other pee.

You need to chill..... the rain will wash it off biggrin

Sleepers

317 posts

167 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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Take a dump at the gate to mark your teritory biglaugh

PhilboSE

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4,470 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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Stevenj214 said:
Very good. Really. That's one of the most humourous things ever written on the Internet. Well done - it's never been done before, and even if it had I'm sure that the quality of your posting would elevate it above all other instances.

Stressed I'm not and hobbies I have. I also have somone's dog pissing on my property every day, which unsurprisingly I'd rather they didn't.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

208 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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Christ - I wish my life was so easy and stress free that a dog weeing on a brick post was reason enough to start a topic on ways to stop it....

Why on earth does this annoy you so much?

sunbeam alpine

6,977 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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If cost is no object (we're talking abut your sanity here), I'd try getting the cheapest electric fence kit from any farm suppliers, and wrapping some cable around the post.

Pissing on a cattle fence is not an experience you want to repeat (trust me on this), although a dog may take longer to learn.

davepoth

29,395 posts

201 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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I would say it's nearly 100% likely that said dog is attached to a lead, which is held by a person. It'd be much easier to get up early one day and stand on the driveway, arms folded, and staring at them when they walk by. You won't have a problem again.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

213 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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confused Is the smell, from a post on the corner of your property, really bothering you so much?

Leaving turds behind is a different matter and something owners can potentially be fined for.

PhilboSE

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4,470 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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Mr Gearchange said:
Christ - I wish my life was so easy and stress free that a dog weeing on a brick post was reason enough to start a topic on ways to stop it....

Why on earth does this annoy you so much?
How annoyed do you think I am? Really? Try reading my post again and let me know exactly which parts suggest annoyance to you.

Maybe you have a really low threshold for annoyance, I don't know. This is more of an irritation to me. And like many things, if it can be easily prevented, why not do it.

Maybe you like the smell of dog urine and it doesn't bother you, or you don't mind your child stepping through canine effluent when they leave your house, I don't know. Maybe I just place my standards slightly higher.

Stevenj214

4,941 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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PhilboSE said:
Very good. Really. That's one of the most humourous things ever written on the Internet. Well done - it's never been done before, and even if it had I'm sure that the quality of your posting would elevate it above all other instances.

Stressed I'm not and hobbies I have. I also have somone's dog pissing on my property every day, which unsurprisingly I'd rather they didn't.
You really are a funny little man.

PhilboSE

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4,470 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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davepoth said:
I would say it's nearly 100% likely that said dog is attached to a lead, which is held by a person. It'd be much easier to get up early one day and stand on the driveway, arms folded, and staring at them when they walk by. You won't have a problem again.
Thanks, it might come to this.

Flat6er

1,656 posts

212 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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Have you thought about a little sign, politely asking people not to let their dogs foul your gatepost?

As above, most dogs are attached to owners.


ali_kat

32,001 posts

223 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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PhilboSE said:
davepoth said:
I would say it's nearly 100% likely that said dog is attached to a lead, which is held by a person. It'd be much easier to get up early one day and stand on the driveway, arms folded, and staring at them when they walk by. You won't have a problem again.
Thanks, it might come to this.
I think you'd have to ask every dog owner in the area not to walk past your gatepost.

To dogs, it is a message box and they will all be leaving messages there.

0000

13,812 posts

193 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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PhilboSE said:
How annoyed do you think I am? Really? Try reading my post again and let me know exactly which parts suggest annoyance to you.
How about the part that you posted on the internet?

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

213 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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also, your 'land'?

rolleyes

Should have spotted that.

Do you also object to squirrels running along your garden fence?

Timbuk2

1,953 posts

157 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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I dislike most dogs and if one was peeing on my gatepost every morning it would piss me off wink (!)

Surely there must be some scent they hate or similar? Get some tiger pee or something off the internet!

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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BlackVanDyke said:
also, your 'land'?

rolleyes

Should have spotted that.

Do you also object to squirrels running along your garden fence?
Perish the thought!!! And what about the worms?

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

208 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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PhilboSE said:
Maybe you like the smell of dog urine and it doesn't bother you, or you don't mind your child stepping through canine effluent when they leave your house, I don't know. Maybe I just place my standards slightly higher.
The first problem can be avoided by simply not going out and sniffing your gatepost. Unless the smell is wafting in through open windows - which I can be pretty sure it's not. If you are going out and sniffing dog piss then you have far bigger problems to deal with than dogs peeing on your gatepost.

Secondly who on earth says canine effluent - even Barbara Woodhouse wouldn't say 'Canine Effluent' FFS.

I think you are more than a little weird to be honest.

Stevenj214

4,941 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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I dunno what you're gonna do about the birds flying overhead and letting one go though.