anyone know why the wildlife is in decline in aldershot

[kluwkluckmaynard]

ive noticed recently theres less swans and ducks around the area,have they all gone on holiday???

anyone know why this is??

[KardioKate]

I love this thread already.

[Alucidnation]

four hundred and eight

[LHD]

School holidays is it?

Super.

[Papa Hotel]

LHD said:

School holidays is it?

Super.

And so it begins.

[Save Ferris]

kluwkluckmaynard said:

ive noticed recently theres less swans and ducks around the area,have they all gone on holiday???

anyone know why this is??

They'll be back soon, they go on holiday during the Farnborough airshow.
Swans and ducks don't like airshows you know.

Edited by Save Ferris on Friday 20th July 21:53

[TheEnd]

There's been big delays in issuing visas.

[martin84]

kluwkluckmaynard said:

anyone know why this is??

Maybe they didn't know which forum to use either.

[gherkins]

I reckon it's the diclofenac

[DonkeyApple]

kluwkluckmaynard said:

ive noticed recently theres less swans and ducks around the area,have they all gone on holiday???

anyone know why this is??

There is a recession and they are cheaper and tastier than what you can find in Lidl or Iceland. There's less road kill around as well.

[anonymous-user]

Like everyone else in Aldershot they were desperate to move to somewhere which isn't a sthole?

[mrsimmers]

I bet the Parachute Regiment knicked them all when they left.

[Japveesix]

Papa Hotel said:

And so it begins.

well it be on to this...

[Gettoff]

I saw a segment on local news the other day called 'cooking with Lumley'. I think it was about self-sufficient living for the imported soldier on the move. The recipe for swan pasty was a belter

[kluwkluckmaynard]

i believe lumley has been having a night vigil outside my home in protest for starting this off!!!!!