Damn birds

[mat777]

Last night a bird flew into to our garage. It is still very much alive and crapping this morning, and has resisted all attempts at catching it. It's far to quick for me tottering around in the rafters waving a fishing net, and every time I pull out the BB gun to try and stun it, it dives for cover in the gap where the rafters meet the walls and soffet boards. Short of filling the garage with gas, I don't see a way of incapacitating it long enough for me to get at it, and I don't particularly want to leave it to die and start stinking out the garage.
Any ideas, PH collective lateral thinkers?

[Crusoe]

open door, leave food on ground outside, wait???

[bigandclever]

If only you could fabricate some kind of massive hole in one of the walls for it to fly out of...

[ikarl]

leave the door open......... or throw a cat in with it!

[onesickpuppy]

bigandclever said:

If only you could fabricate some kind of massive hole in one of the walls for it to fly out of...

[onyx39]

is your garage insured?

Torch it?

[Cledus Snow]

ikarl said:

leave the door open......... or throw a cat in with it!

And a dog to catch the cat?

[Turbodiesel1690]

Take off and nuke the entire garage from orbit








Its the only way to be sure

[y2johnny]

snake to get the dog who was to get the cat who was o get the bird?

[ikarl]

y2johnny said:

snake to get the dog who was to get the cat who was o get the bird?

I'm sure a crocodile will get the snake!

[Du1point8]

Go and eat a big bowl of scrambled eggs in the driveway, just to show the little sh!ts what you're capable of!!!

[ikarl]

[captainzep]

mat777 said:

It's far to quick for me tottering around in the rafters

Does anyone else think this suggests the OP is wearing high heels?

If this is the case OP, I'd say it's your first mistake in the act of animal trapping.

[jmorgan]

Sounds more like a barn than a garage. Leave door open, go and have a brew.

[GTIR]

[mat777]

I have left the doors open all morning but it won't come down out of the rafters, it keeps trying to fly upwards. I'll give the food idea a try though!

[S10GTA]

[Jimmy No Hands]

Put James Blunt's album "Back to Bedlam" on repeat.


It'll be out within the hour.

[captainzep]

OP, how do you know it's a bird?

For definite?

[Vieste]

y2johnny said:

Badger for the snake to get the dog who was to get the cat who was o get the bird?