Warning: Anti Dog Rant (with some bad language)
Discussion
I'm going for the sweary record here......
Why oh fking why do some bding dog owners think I want to share the fking joy of their bloody dog-ownership by letting their bloody loved ones out for a fking st at 1am in their garden that adjoins my fking rolling acres (actually rolling square yards) then ignore the fact the fking is barking for half a fking hour keeping me and probably eighty other people awake. Are the owners fking deaf or just plain bloody inconsiderate. This particular whoring bh slag dog owner (she is female, just) even stands there having her fking bedtime fag while the ing mutt yaps it's head off. Better still, it sometimes sets off another four-legged stting machine three gardens down so we can all listen in fking glorious fking stereo.
I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after. But the ones who allow an endless fking symphony of fking barking at all fking times of the fking day and fking night are just utter, utter, utter,utter,utter fkING S. so there.
Why oh fking why do some bding dog owners think I want to share the fking joy of their bloody dog-ownership by letting their bloody loved ones out for a fking st at 1am in their garden that adjoins my fking rolling acres (actually rolling square yards) then ignore the fact the fking is barking for half a fking hour keeping me and probably eighty other people awake. Are the owners fking deaf or just plain bloody inconsiderate. This particular whoring bh slag dog owner (she is female, just) even stands there having her fking bedtime fag while the ing mutt yaps it's head off. Better still, it sometimes sets off another four-legged stting machine three gardens down so we can all listen in fking glorious fking stereo.
I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after. But the ones who allow an endless fking symphony of fking barking at all fking times of the fking day and fking night are just utter, utter, utter,utter,utter fkING S. so there.
I had a picnic in a local park on Saturday.
It's hard trying to eat a chocolate elcair while people pick up warm dog poo in front of you.
I was going to do a massive sweary rant about it but didn't fancy any of the dog owners enough.
Plus if you want to feel superior to people then holding cake while they hold st is a very effective technique.
It's hard trying to eat a chocolate elcair while people pick up warm dog poo in front of you.
I was going to do a massive sweary rant about it but didn't fancy any of the dog owners enough.
Plus if you want to feel superior to people then holding cake while they hold st is a very effective technique.
Thanks chaps, I note the comment about the lack of questions marks and agree. I think the reference 'loved ones' could be misconstrued as referring to her husband and children though her husband has left her (probably 'cos of the fking dog). in the context though I believe the use of the phrase is justifiable.
I wish to go on record as denying I wish to shag her (or the dog).
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of st solicitors
I wish to go on record as denying I wish to shag her (or the dog).
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of st solicitors
Old Git said:
Further comments appreciated, and I will try harder for my next rant in several months time which will be on the topic of st solicitors
I can recomend a solicitor who specialises in divorces and only works part time, if you need inspiration. When I sent her final payment for her services she replied with a bill for £40 to cover admin costs for recieving my letter.Old Git said:
I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after.
You just have to take a look at the amount of dog st that seems to be bloody everywhere these days to call BS on that statement and substitute 'minority' for 'majority'.thismonkeyhere said:
Old Git said:
I appreciate the majority of dog owners are considerate with well trained pets that they clean up after.
You just have to take a look at the amount of dog st that seems to be bloody everywhere these days to call BS on that statement and substitute 'minority' for 'majority'.What I find odd is that some dogs are so fking quiet that they'd be absolutely useless in a burglary. I was watching a family on Wimbledon Common with one big dog and one fluffy thing playing fetch with them. The only noise came from the children. What's the point in a dog that doesn't bark at all?
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