Racoons...

[Inbox]

It makes you wonder how gentically far apart humans and racoons are when after a skin full it passes out in the bathroom..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo

[Simpo Two]

'Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon.'

That's poor writing; the store was broken into by a sober raccoon!