"Ziss iss your kapitan speaking. Vee need zee cash, bitter."

[Fezant Pluckah]

Oh dear

[Matt..]

Fezant Pluckah said:

Oh dear

and this is why you should take care with the airline you choose, and don't just select the cheapest.

[mrmr96]

Fezant Pluckah said:

Oh dear

I'd have been sorely tempted to get my bags removed, then book with someone else rather than hand over any money to those jokers.

[sneijder]

Matt.. said:

and this is why you should take care with the airline you choose, and don't just select the cheapest.

I was escorting some representatives of a fairly large European airline who had come to give an audit on a turnaround. I tried not to piss myself with glee when they discovered we were going to have a delay due to them forgetting to pay for the past two months fuel. The fuel company got wind they were there watching and called their truck back to prove a point.

Credit cards were produced and a new contract was hastily signed.