Do I need some budgie smugglers?!
Do I need some budgie smugglers?!
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LaurasOtherHalf

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21,429 posts

227 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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Err, going on the euro-hoon honeymoon on Monday & it's been brought to my attention it might be wise to pack a pair of banana hammocks. Destinations are France, Switzerland, Monaco & Belgium.

Probably only sunbathing/swimming in Switzerland & Monaco as the others are more city based.

150bhp

908 posts

203 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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Nah, a mankini's what you want...biggrin

Chris Type R

8,981 posts

280 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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You might need a bathing cap as well biggrin

Kermit power

29,622 posts

244 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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If you're planning on using any sort of public access pool in France then probably yes. The main thing is that they're not allowed to be baggy, rather than specifically Speedos.

I managed to find some in Decathlon last summer which are more of a Boxer short shape rather than a Y front shape, and these have been considered acceptable by the powers that be in various pools since.

For some reason the Decathlon UK website isn't showing any men's swimwear at all at the moment, hence the link to the French site...

schmalex

13,616 posts

237 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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150bhp said:
Nah, a mankini's what you want...biggrin
Sadly, I possess one of these boxedin

gl20

1,199 posts

180 months

Friday 2nd August 2013
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Kermit power said:
If you're planning on using any sort of public access pool in France then probably yes. The main thing is that they're not allowed to be baggy, rather than specifically Speedos.

I managed to find some in Decathlon last summer which are more of a Boxer short shape rather than a Y front shape, and these have been considered acceptable by the powers that be in various pools since.

For some reason the Decathlon UK website isn't showing any men's swimwear at all at the moment, hence the link to the French site...
Had similar experience in French ski resorts. Rationale is they perceive that swimming shorts may actually be regular shorts that you've been running around in and therefore unhygienic. I know, I know.

We tried anyway but got turned away so they do stick to this rule

deeen

6,413 posts

276 months

Friday 2nd August 2013
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Have you seen the Southern Comfort ad?

RAClNG SNAKE

3,606 posts

263 months

Friday 2nd August 2013
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The model in that Decathlon link has no genitals.

tubbystu

3,846 posts

291 months

Friday 2nd August 2013
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RAClNG SNAKE said:
The model in that Decathlon link has no genitals.
Perhaps the water was cold hehe

Kermit power

29,622 posts

244 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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tubbystu said:
RAClNG SNAKE said:
The model in that Decathlon link has no genitals.
Perhaps the water was cold hehe
I suspect the more probable explanation, given Decathlon's home location, is that he's just French.

deckster

9,631 posts

286 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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gl20 said:
Had similar experience in French ski resorts. Rationale is they perceive that swimming shorts may actually be regular shorts that you've been running around in and therefore unhygienic. I know, I know.
I thought it was just that baggy shorts are made of different material and block up the pool filters. Nothing to do with hygiene (or voyeurism).

Chris Type R

8,981 posts

280 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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deckster said:
I thought it was just that baggy shorts are made of different material and block up the pool filters. Nothing to do with hygiene (or voyeurism).
I think the reason is as above, Speedos are only worn to swim in, whereas shorts could have been worn all day.

Seems daft to me anyway.

bobt

1,323 posts

234 months

Sunday 4th August 2013
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And many also require bathing caps.

A few ago I was advised that I could not use a public pool without a bating cap. Strange rule I think, but more bizzare was the fact that I shave my head every a few days.

Many of the bathers both male and female had signifcantly more hair on the their backs and and arms than they have on their heads. Wet suits next?

Chris Type R

8,981 posts

280 months

Sunday 4th August 2013
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bobt said:
And many also require bathing caps.

A few ago I was advised that I could not use a public pool without a bating cap. Strange rule I think, but more bizzare was the fact that I shave my head every a few days.

Many of the bathers both male and female had signifcantly more hair on the their backs and and arms than they have on their heads. Wet suits next?
We were told in Italy that this was due to the amount of "product" in peoples hair.