Newquay, Lads weekend, August - Where to go/stay etc.?
Newquay, Lads weekend, August - Where to go/stay etc.?
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Goochie

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5,724 posts

235 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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A group of us are off to Newquay in August for a lads weekend away. We're quite sensible attached men between 25 and 45 so its not going to consist totally of drunken stupidness and perving over girls.

Where is a good place to camp that's close to the town?

What are the best night spots?

Is it really full of chavs?

Ginger goblin

368 posts

188 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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Do you like children that have just finished their GCSEs?

Goochie

Original Poster:

5,724 posts

235 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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Ginger goblin said:
Do you like children that have just finished their GCSEs?
Are you saying it'll be full of them?

Puggit

49,163 posts

264 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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Goochie said:
Ginger goblin said:
Do you like children that have just finished their GCSEs?
Are you saying it'll be full of them?
yes

And many sleeping places don't let in all male parties

Frankeh

12,558 posts

201 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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There's a golf course near a cliff. In that golf course there's a bench, it's the one that furthest away from the entrance.

It's not comfortable. Don't sleep on it.

jezb

302 posts

230 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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Go somewhere else, it's crap. Full of scum.

hooperpride

689 posts

194 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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I would give you some advice on where to go etc. as I went last year and I'm going again this summer. However my recollection is piss poor due to the beer, as a student it was great fun and there was zero trouble.

There was one place where they were pretty much doing coke off the bar which I wandered in to which was a little dodgy but I have no idea what it was called or where it was.

Just be prepared for it to be full of fun loving piss heads.

Bullett

11,053 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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I went on a stag do 2-3 years ago.

It's full of pissed up chavs. The B&B we stayed in was terrifying in so much as it looked like something from shameless (clean though). We got back abount 2am to find a karoke night in full swing, 2 of the punter still had pints the following morning at breakfast (hadn't moved) the sausages bent when you stuck a fork in them and it was the worst bacon I'd ever tasted. We were in a dorm rather than a room (6 shared per room) and there were signes everywhere about not setting off fire extinguisers.

We went for a meal one night (actually a lovely place) and the waitress was I'd not bring your type of stag do to Newquay.

We were mid 30's.

Had a good time though.

LittleRedHead

141 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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I know some people who have stayed here:

http://www.rosecliston.co.uk/main_menu.asp

Apparently they have a bus that is 'on call' to drop you off and pick you up from town...

anonymous-user

70 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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Absolute dump! and not even that good a night out! If you can change venues I would if I were you! If it has to be Cornwall what about St. Ives?

tangent police

3,097 posts

192 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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I'm from Kernow. Properly out the arse of anywhere. You really don't want to go to Newquay, it is a horrible northern chav town like Whitley Bay. If you are going to go to Newquay, you may as well just go to your closest scummy resort.

I'd spend a night in St Merryn (which is near some cracking beaches) on the North Coast, has a load of campsites and there are a couple of good pubs. Red Lion in St Merryn and the Harlyn Inn which will be good carnage. It will be cool.

If you want some "proper" Cornish action, I reckon a night out on the lash in Camborne will sort you out. Contrary to the descriptions, it is not a dump, but a historic place with interesting architecture and history. There will probably be some mad hillbilly lock ins, fighting and proper Cornish Wildlife (like birds getting their tits out)

Go and have a poke around Gwennap Consols Mine (near United Downs-signposted) and find some crystals and chuck rocks down some mineshafts, whilst comparing hangovers.

Failing that, Porthtowan will be swinging. Perranporth will be also. Camp out in the dunes. There is a very nice spot called "gravel hill" where there are some mad caves and a lily containing lake, right on the beach at the very north of Perran Sands.

The First and Last at Sennen has a place where you can pitch a tent and not have to drive after a skinful and a stupid-o-clock lock in where hillbillies and "english" mix with some good scenery.

I don't rate St Ives at all. Insipid, expensive and probably suited more to scenery appreciating quaintness seekers.

Newquay won't give you any sort of sense about Cornwall.

Gedon!

Matt..

3,837 posts

205 months

Thursday 25th March 2010
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...and don't forget that it's Boardmasters in August, so will be even more crazy busy!

Hub

6,785 posts

214 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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I've stayed at a site called Trencreek holiday park which is walkable to Newquay centre - but I can't remember if they allow groups which can be a problem, and yes, Newquay isn't that pleasant a place!

Frankeh

12,558 posts

201 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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Hub said:
I've stayed at a site called Trencreek holiday park which is walkable to Newquay centre - but I can't remember if they allow groups which can be a problem, and yes, Newquay isn't that pleasant a place!
There's a small beach next to some cliffs with about 200 death defying stairs going down to it.
It was amazing and at one point we were the only people on the beach.

This is during the summer.

Naturally we drew a 100 penis in the sand and took pics from the top of the cliff..... Give me something good, and I'll draw a penis on it.

tangent police

3,097 posts

192 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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Frankeh said:
Hub said:
I've stayed at a site called Trencreek holiday park which is walkable to Newquay centre - but I can't remember if they allow groups which can be a problem, and yes, Newquay isn't that pleasant a place!
There's a small beach next to some cliffs with about 200 death defying stairs going down to it.
It was amazing and at one point we were the only people on the beach.

This is during the summer.

Naturally we drew a 100 penis in the sand and took pics from the top of the cliff..... Give me something good, and I'll draw a penis on it.
Bedruthan Steps.

Diggory's Beach near the headland is the one which is always empty. That has no steps!

MiniMan64

18,302 posts

206 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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Just no, it's a bloody chav filled st hole in the summer.

Don't do it.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

201 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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I went 3 years ago and i dont remember it being THAT chavy.

996 sps

6,165 posts

232 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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If your after a good laugh and a good atmosphere do an Butlins Adult Weekend, I thought it was going to be my worse nightmare when I was going there on a Stag Do but it was great fun, see Soul to Soul live loads of people in fancy dress having a laugh. We went to Minehead would go again as well.

.Mark

11,104 posts

292 months

Friday 26th March 2010
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MiniMan64 said:
Just no, it's a bloody chav filled st hole in the summer.

Don't do it.
It's a chav filled st hole in the winter too.

tangent police

3,097 posts

192 months

Saturday 27th March 2010
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MiniMan64 said:
Just no, it's a bloody chav filled st hole in the summer.

Don't do it.
I agree totally. It will be shocking.

Think shameless meets phoenix nights meets northern town centre.

It is st. End of.