How to wind a woman up......

[buzzer]

Simple.... Write the date on the sole of all her shoes in felt pen. In 12 months time, point out just how many of the dozens of pairs she has not worn, as the date is still there.....

How long will I be in the dog house for?

[ST200]

or.... when she asks what's on the telly reply dust!

[steelej]

That's fking genious

John.

[buzzer]

Don't do it guys.... I just know it's going to cost me....

[pixieporsche]

Shouldn't this be in "the lounge" and if she's sensible shes chucked them out within 12 months for more ...

[buzzer]

Oops, sorry, wrong forum... Can someone move it please?

[NismoGT]

On a serious note.....

Just been through the shoe cupboard.

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

[buzzer]

NismoGT said:

On a serious note.....

Just been through the shoe cupboard.

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

That's like asking how many stars in the universe....

[Shaw Tarse]

NismoGT said:

On a serious note.....

Just been through the show cupboard.

How many pair of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

Waugh-terfall

[V8mate]

NismoGT said:

On a serious note.....

Just been through the shoe cupboard.

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

You've been through a woman's shoe cupboard? Are you a sniffer or a wearer?

[Du1point8]

NismoGT said:

On a serious note.....

Just been through the shoe cupboard.

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

At £100+ a pair... how much is that that is now sitting there staring at you in stty ugg boot form?

[soad]

buzzer said:

That's like asking how many stars in the universe....

[pixieporsche]

NismoGT said:

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

Obviously not a lady with class. Ugg boots? Must either be a teen "wannabe" or a fake tan wearing footballers wife type. "Beauty therapist" by any chance?



PH because bhy stereotyping matters

Seriously though, Ugg boots really are not a good look, though if you take style advise from me, all the best with it! I'm not known for making good style choices and as far as my girly friends are concerned make all the wrong car choices too...

[seagrey]

You guys havent got a problem yet,try living with the Imelda Marcos of England:
481(her count not mine which means there are more) pairs of shoes and slippers/sandal things,some are the same style but in a variety of colours.
one pair cost her £1500 ffs!
My 4 year old daughter has around 35 pairs at the moment.

[buzzer]

Du1point8 said:

At £100+ a pair... how much is that that is now sitting there staring at you in stty ugg boot form?

Don't start me on totting up the cost.... It must run into thousands.....

[buzzer]

seagrey said:

You guys havent got a problem yet,try living with the Imelda Marcos of England:
481(her count not mine which means there are more) pairs of shoes and slippers/sandal things,some are the same style but in a variety of colours.
one pair cost her £1500 ffs!
My 4 year old daughter has around 35 pairs at the moment.

Christ... I thought mine had a serious problem.... Sympathy for you mate...

[Arthur Jackson]

NismoGT said:

On a serious note.....

Just been through the shoe cupboard.

How many pairs of stty Ugg boots can one woman own?

Top of the 'form-over-function' Premier League.

[Zwoelf]

Or superglue a drawing pin inside each right shoe and count the screams. If there are any.

[seagrey]

buzzer said:

Christ... I thought mine had a serious problem.... Sympathy for you mate...

I am mooching around our hallway looking as guilty as sin at the moment trying to get in to her walk in to take a picture,suspicion is definitely aroused.
Something along the lines of "are you taking the piss out of my shoes on the internet again?"

[Zwoelf]

seagrey said:

I am mooching around our hallway looking as guilty as sin at the moment trying to get in to her walk in to take a picture,suspicion is definitely aroused.
Something along the lines of "are you taking the piss out of my shoes on the internet again?"

Bung 20 pairs a week on Ebay, after a year - there's your Aston Martin. She'll not notice of course as she'll have bought another couple of hundred pairs by then.

Win-win.