Hitler once described us as...

[Hot Dog Harrigan]

Hitler once described the British as a nation of shop keepers, he underestimated us.. I think we have deteriorated into a nation of phone answerers.. What would Hitler think now?

Discus.

ETA..Yes I know the title's spelt wrong.

Edited by Hot Dog Harrigan on Saturday 16th July 02:01

[V100]

I don't know what you're on about, but you spelt discuss wrong...

[Hot Dog Harrigan]

V100 said:

I don't know what you're on about, but you spelt discuss wrong...

I spelt once wrong as well

[TheEnd]

Phone answerers?
Yea, the UK is well known for its local call centres.


Javelin.

[Hot Dog Harrigan]

TheEnd said:

Phone answerers?
Yea, the UK is well known for its local call centres.


Javelin.

What d most people do for a living?

[Egg Chaser]

Hot Dog Harrigan said:

Discus.

[TheEnd]

Work in retail?
Shops and suchlike?

Shotput.

[Hot Dog Harrigan]

Sensible question. What would Hitler describe us as now 70 years later?

[TheEnd]

Blöde Fotzen?

[Dixie68]

Illiterate?

[BDR529]

A nation of Volkswagen diesel drivers.

[aclivity]

It was Napoleon.

[TheStoat]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_shopkeepe...

[Hot Dog Harrigan]

Oh forget it, I was sitting here board & was thinking was all. Forget I spoke, no wonder PH is going down hill.

[ensignia]

Hot Dog Harrigan said:

Oh forget it, I was sitting here board

It's spelt bored

[mgroadster]

Hot Dog Harrigan said:

Oh forget it, I was sitting here board & was thinking was all. Forget I spoke, no wonder PH is going down hill.

You want to get some sleeping tablets mate, posting at 03.10am. Are you a baker or a milkman?

[bobmcgod]

Some important german recently proclaimed that we were trying to build an economy on cutting each others hair. So I'd go with that.

[Carfiend]

Yes but what have the Romans done for us?

[anonymous-user]

Does this thread win some sort of Godwin Prize for jumping straight in with Hitler (and so spoiling the fun of dragging him in somehow)?

Edited by Breadvan73 on Saturday 16th July 08:40

[anonymous-user]

The Bolivian Jungle, 2011. Hitler, now aged 122 and somewhat cranky in disposition, is tracked down by a delegation from the Government of Germany, who point out to him the parlous state of the German economy and society, and beg the erstwhile Fuehrer to come back and lead Das Volk to glory once again.

"Screw zat" says the Comedy Fuehrer, "look vat happened last time. Zis trouble, I can do vidout, already".

The emissaries beg, whine, wheedle and plead, but Hitler resists all entreaties, until eventually the team sweeten the deal with an offer of a BMW touring motorbik, a supply of vegetarian rissoles, and some candid holiday snaps of Giselle Bundchen.

"OK, OK, I vill do it" says Herr Schuckelgruber...

... "but zis time, no more Mister Nice Guy!"