I once saw a family of fat... er... I mean four wobble out of a 4x4 in a Tesco car park. Nothing wrong with that... except it a large "Lose weight the easy way. Call..." sticker on the side.
I dread to think what size they were before they started the regime.
THey seem to have vanished now, but I remember plenty of "earn £xxx an hour" signs, promising a good income but always stuck in the back of knackered Cavaliers