Buying petrol long wait two men in front talking about

[Welshbeef]

Jelking??
What the hell is that then as the conservation continued it transpired it was a discussion about ahem augmentation of your bits. Never heard of it before but what the feck I thought that was a myth seems this thing work???

[hornetrider]

On the sauce again Mr Beef?

[MonkeyHanger]

Sounds like a load of old bks to me.

[Welshbeef]

MonkeyHanger said:

Sounds like a load of old bks to me.

One said he'd tried it over a few months and his mrs was over the moon with the results...

I tried to google jelking and millions of hits came up. Is it common amongst men to do this?

[jacobpalmer05]

Spelt : jelqing (According to google)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

[crofty1984]

GReat. Now that's in my search history. Thanks very much.

[Welshbeef]

crofty1984 said:

GReat. Now that's in my search history. Thanks very much.

Reading it I cannot see any man who would not say they wouldn't want a bit more size.
Its no different to modifying a car want more than you currently have.

[rumbletum]

Welshbeef said:

crofty1984 said:

GReat. Now that's in my search history. Thanks very much.

Reading it I cannot see any man who would not say they wouldn't want a bit more size.
Its no different to modifying a car want more than you currently have.

That's one way of looking at it.

[DrTre]

Welshbeef said:

Reading it I cannot see any man who would not say they wouldn't want a bit more size.
Its no different to modifying a car want more than you currently have.

It's true. I've had mine lowered.

[wolf1]

Mine will fill a pram so I've nowt to worry about

[deeen]

DrTre said:

Welshbeef said:

Reading it I cannot see any man who would not say they wouldn't want a bit more size.
Its no different to modifying a car want more than you currently have.

It's true. I've had mine lowered.

Legs cut off?

[DrTre]

deeen said:

Legs cut off?

FYI I've had me backwheels buffed to a tee. Fair smarted did that.

[deeen]

DrTre said:

FYI I've had me backwheels buffed to a tee. Fair smarted did that.

To a tee? Sounds more like plastic surgery, to me...

[Welshbeef]

Honest has anyone tried jelquing??

[dandarez]

wolf1 said:

Mine will fill a pram so I've nowt to worry about

Mine's a big buggy too.

I call him Koni.
'Comes' as a bit of a shocker!

[Gizmo!]

Drinking on a school night. Tut tut.

[Zwoelf]

Welshbeef said:

crofty1984 said:

GReat. Now that's in my search history. Thanks very much.

Reading it I cannot see any man who would not say they wouldn't want a bit more size.
Its no different to modifying a car want more than you currently have.

I've spent lots of money in the past un-modifying cars, whatever that implies...

Quite happy with the wedding veg thanks.

[BlackVanDyke]

Look up Bob Flanagan. Not while you're at work, though.

[Six Fiend]

BlackVanDyke said:

Look up Bob Flanagan. Not while you're at work, though.

Umdiddle umdiddle I'm gonna die...

[BlackVanDyke]

Six Fiend said:

BlackVanDyke said:

Look up Bob Flanagan. Not while you're at work, though.

Umdiddle umdiddle I'm gonna die...

You've seen it too, then...