the old man and his 17 year old wife.. maybe NSFW

[koolchris99]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20527...

aside from the blatant publicity trying to secure them a mtv show...

this guy is living the dream surely?

[Robbie B]

koolchris99 said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20527...

aside from the blatant publicity trying to secure them a mtv show...

this guy is living the dream surely?

fk dating a girl that requires that much round-the-clock attention. Fun for a night but if dating that is your dream, never realise it.

[vonuber]

These two are a bit of a Mail favourite.

[Faust66]

She's 17?

Bloody hell... she looks about 40 if you ask me.

[hornetrider]

'She'?

[chim]

Hmmm, no, more like a living nightmare, that girl is so far up her own arse it would take a coal miner to get her back out. Desperate sado marries another desperate sado.

Bang her up an ally then give her your mates phone number

[EDLT]

I predict she will "leak" a sex video before she hits 19.

[ellroy]

EDLT said:

I predict she will "leak" in a sex video before she hits 19.

Fixed that for you.

[ollie854]

Really?! Shes not even fit. And the constant attention would do my head in!

[BoRED S2upid]

Has the Daily Mail taken over the audience of the News of the World?

[WeirdNeville]

That's just ludicrous:
A staged photoshoot in a pumpkin patch with some horrific bint and a middle aged dude in glasses?
I predict a short and painful career in porn before being consigned to the scrap heap when some other willing startlet with no boundaries fills her niche.

Yuk.

[Waugh-terfall]

[thinfourth2]

I was looking forward to some nice cheap pumpkins

Not now

[Berlin Mike]

Er, was this news, politics or economics? I can't tell.

[V100]

I would destroy her.

[grumpy]

ollie854 said:

Really?! Shes not even fit. And the constant attention would do my head in!

[IrrElephant]

V100 said:

I would destroy her.

This. I cannot tell a lie.

[Laurel Green]

Sorry but I cannot see what the attraction is?

Now come on, own up, what have you done with my white stick?

[Getragdogleg]

The Lane-Castle pics need a clue, I must be having a slack brained 5 mins but I cannot see what they are supposed to say.

WRT the bint, If I was single I would ruin her, nightly for as long as I could hold on for. I might grease her chest a bit as that looks dry in some of the pics but to be honest I might not get around to it.

The whole idea of this life thing we are all doing is to pop your seed as far up as many women as possible to keep our species here in one form or other after we are gone, our stay is brief, I am not interested in her for her brains or future looks, I just want to have a bit to do my bit.

People are way too picky, the only bad shag is no shag.

Edited by Getragdogleg on Monday 24th October 19:31

[Getragdogleg]

Sorry, I thought we were in the Lounge.

Cough, I think it is terrible, she should go to church and wear a nice cardigan.