nastiest martial 'art'?

[Ayahuasca]

Just for fun, if you were in a full-on street fight with no holds barred, what is the deadliest set of techniques that are available to the average person (short of Vulcan death grips, etc)?

I reckon the deeply scary stuff that William Fairbairn:



leaned in the Shanghai police and subsequently taught to British commandos takes some beating:


http://www.vrazvedka.ru/main/learning/ruk-b/fairba...

The Back Break, in particular, is pretty horrifying.

What martial 'art' would you pick?

[Rotary Madness]

Systema.

Makes Krav Maga look silly.

[GilbertGrape]

^ No.

[Mobsta]

Ayahuasca said:

What martial 'art' would you pick?

Id sketch em quick, and threaten to post the pic on an unmoderated forum if their will did not bend to my wishes.

Failing that, Id force them to sign up to PH and read the Watch forum, or attack their genitals using the dark side of the force (meaning I wouldn't have to touch them to crush them).

[Mark.H]

Origami!

[Animal]

Cat fighting?

[mrtwisty]

Mobsta said:

Id force them to sign up to PH and read the Watch forum.

You cruel, cruel man.

[jmorgan]

If you are powerfully built, would everyone avoid you?


Anyway, the ancient welsh art of Llap Goch, far more deadly than Ecky Thump.

[Cock Womble 7]

jmorgan said:

If you are powerfully built, would everyone avoid you?


Anyway, the ancient welsh art of Llap Goch, far more dealt than Ecky Thump.

[ZesPak]

Rotary Madness said:

Systema.

Makes Krav Maga look silly.

Having studied both of them, I'd have to disagree.

[Rawwr]

Which martial art uses a snooker ball in a sock?

That one.

[louiebaby]

Parkour.

Only the French could make running away into a Martial Art.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

[eybic]

Ayahuasca said:

Just for fun, if you were in a full-on street fight with no holds barred, what is the deadliest set of techniques that are available to the average person (short of Vulcan death grips, etc)?

I reckon the deeply scary stuff that William Fairbairn:



leaned in the Shanghai police and subsequently taught to British commandos takes some beating:


http://www.vrazvedka.ru/main/learning/ruk-b/fairba...

The Back Break, in particular, is pretty horrifying.

What martial 'art' would you pick?

It must be good, I tried clicking on the link and got an "access denied" warning due to "gruesome content"

[dwilkie]

Rawwr said:

Which martial art uses a snooker ball in a sock?

That one.

Ninjutsu actively encourages that kind of lateral thinking At least the place I went to did.

[Ozone]

Ram-Sham-Bo.

We kick each other in the nuts. I start.

[ali4390]

eybic said:

It must be good, I tried clicking on the link and got an "access denied" warning due to "gruesome content"

I got it denied due to 'intolerance and hate', which has only made me more intrigued!!

[redtwin]

The back break only works if your opponent is limp and lifeless.



I have got to imagine there would be some protestations when you picked someone up like that. Someone that had two hands free while your face/eyes/testicles were un-protected.

If someone gives me the whoosh parrot I will break its back.

Edited by redtwin on Wednesday 26th October 08:51

[Dirty Frank]

Why bother with a martial art unless they can stop bullets?

[Riknos]

louiebaby said:

Parkour.

Only the French could make running away into a Martial Art.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

so true..

[Cock Womble 7]

Dirty Frank said:

Why bother with a martial art unless they can stop bullets?

Llap Goch can stop bullets.