Wis that you pipin' in the pandas?
Wis that you pipin' in the pandas?
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tvrolet

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4,748 posts

311 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Phrases you hear that make perfect sense at the time, but you never expect to hear again; ever.

Just got through security at Edinburgh airport, to be met with a [powerfully built wink] piper in full highland dress coming back out. One of the security folks lets him out of the 'wheelchair' door with 'Wis that you pipin' in the pandas?'. Reponse of 'Aye' suggests he was.

Kind of surreal, and just made me laugh....

and for folks that aren't aware, a pair of pandas arrived on the FedEx 'panda express' this afternoon at Edi. But given the plane is at the cargo terminal I've no idea why the piper was coming out the passenger entrance...

soad

34,651 posts

205 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Easily amused then.


TomN94

2,401 posts

187 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Cool.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

268 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Did I hear right that the zoo is paying £900k to the Chinese to rent these pandas

wcel

171 posts

204 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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£600k a year for minimum 10 years

KB_S1

5,967 posts

258 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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jas xjr said:
Did I hear right that the zoo is paying £900k to the Chinese to rent these pandas
Might work out a bargain?
I don't know anything about the zoo finances but I would have thought it must make business sense?
Especially if they get cubs out of it,

Chicharito

1,017 posts

180 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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I mis-read the title and expected to see this:



or this:


jas xjr

11,309 posts

268 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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KB_S1 said:
Might work out a bargain?
I don't know anything about the zoo finances but I would have thought it must make business sense?
Especially if they get cubs out of it,
They are hoping the cost will be covered by extra visitors

AndyACB

12,600 posts

226 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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6 grand a week per panda plus the cost of looking after them.

It'll take a lot of extra visitors to pay for that.

I bet the Chinese are pissing themselves over this deal, especially with Salmond making out it's a sign of the special relationship between Scotland and China. Yep, its special alright roflroflroflrofl

ShampooEfficient

4,278 posts

240 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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>has read nothing<

Might they breed and make baby pandas that could be sold on?

JONSCZ

1,220 posts

266 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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NSFW link, possibly (language alert!, but


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/pan...

Enjoy

0a

24,137 posts

223 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Much cheaper:


blinkythefish

972 posts

286 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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ShampooEfficient said:
>has read nothing<

Might they breed and make baby pandas that could be sold on?
As far as I know, the people's republic retain ownership of any offspring.

Jasandjules

72,588 posts

258 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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wcel said:
£600k a year for minimum 10 years
eek

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

221 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Jasandjules said:
eek
They hope they will breed and make two more panda's they can rent out for £600k/year!!


timmybob

486 posts

301 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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blinkythefish said:
As far as I know, the people's republic retain ownership of any offspring.
If it's anything like the deal the National Zoo here in DC has with the Chinese then all offspring belong to China. The cub born here was sent to China last year to howls of protest from some of the locals who felt he was American and should remain here...!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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jas xjr said:
Did I hear right that the zoo is paying £900k to the Chinese to rent these pandas
Bloody hell, they could have had me for a hundred grand...

dmulally

6,401 posts

209 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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AndyACB said:
6 grand a week per panda plus the cost of looking after them.

It'll take a lot of extra visitors to pay for that.

I bet the Chinese are pissing themselves over this deal, especially with Salmond making out it's a sign of the special relationship between Scotland and China. Yep, its special alright roflroflroflrofl
Last time I went with kiddies to the zoo cost a small fortune. They would only need a few extra families and be set! wink

AndyACB

12,600 posts

226 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Could be right I suppose, Edi zoo are predicting an extra 1 million visitors per yer for these pandas.

In hindsight it could end well for them after all.

Du1point8

22,894 posts

221 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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bet the zoo get two same sex pandas and they didn't get the contract sorted for a male and a female one.