Jokes about gravy. Anyone know any?

[oilandwater]

A friend of mine is looking for jokes about gravy. Does anyone know any?

Strange subject I now, but thank you in advance.

[sneijder]

gravy, not Gravy.

[Eighteeteewhy]

Oxo

[TheHeretic]

I wouldn't put much stock in those websites.

[0a]

From jokes.com

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

[Sprouts]

Wiganer on his holidays in Spain nips to next appartment for some gravy for his sunday dinner.

" Ast any bisto ? "

" sorry mate, I don't speak spanish "

[oilandwater]

Eighteeteewhy said:

Oxo

Of course, how did I forget that one!

[pacman1]

For those who attempted the impossible and failed, the repost always used to be, 'you should have known you can't fold gravy'.

[pacman1]

I can remember there was an old Pete & Dud sketch which included gravy that was very funny.

[ajprice]

"If bees make honey, why don't spiders make gravy?"

Eddie Izzard

[Six Fiend]

What does Austin Powers like on his Sunday lunch?

Gravy baby yeah!

[ad70x7]

From sickipedia

I had Stephen Hawking over for dinner.
All the pervy old bd did was look to his left at my 10 year old daughter, smiling and drooling.
And the bag of gravy he brought with him tasted fking horrible.    

I cooked a meal for my wife on our anniversary and she told me it was awful.
fking ungrateful bh. I even gave her three slices of gravy.    

My mate just poured gravy all over his chips.
Daft . Made a right mess on my poker table.    

[dmulally]

My wife is so fat that when she fell over she cut her leg and gravy poured out.

[CraigMST]

Terminator - Hasta la bisto, gravyyy.

[Gizmo!]

What did one drip of meat juice say to the other?

Looks like we're in the same boat.