Kids with stupid names...

[Butter Face]

So it seems over the last few years that there has been an increasing trend to give newborn children stupid fked up names that will ruin their lives.

I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple.

Beyonce and Jay Z have just called theirs Blue Ivy.

this is probably the absolute worst I've ever seen, spotted by member of another forum on Facebook...



Yea, Sambuca fking Levi. Words fail me.

Whats the worst you've heard/seen? It's just so utterly retarded.

[bigandclever]

Brace yourself...

http://www.stupidkidnames.com/all-the-stupid-names...

eg http://www.spokesmanreview.com/records/births/birt...

[OldJohnnyYen]

A local bunch of chavs have called their son Conan :|

[otolith]

Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#

There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though.

[singlecoil]

otolith said:

Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#

There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though.

Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out.

[Jazoli]

Kid with a stupid name = Stupid Parents.

You have to feel for some of the kids really, I knew a girl who called her little girl Alana Charlie, yes really, silly bh

[sadako]

OldJohnnyYen said:

A local bunch of chavs have called their son Conan :

Named after the American talk show host and political commentator or the barbarian?

[Pothole]

singlecoil said:

otolith said:

Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#

There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though.

Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out.

You don't really do irony, then?

[singlecoil]

Pothole said:

singlecoil said:

otolith said:

Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#

There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though.

Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out.

You don't really do irony, then?

Sometimes. Not this time though.

[Turbodiesel1690]

We now have an 'Olly' in the family not 'Oliver' shortened, just Olly. OK when he's a baby/child but wrong when he's a middle aged man. Unless he chooses a career as a clown or pop singer

[joewilliams]

The stupid misspelling of names is worse I think.

For example: Lay-Nee.

[Pothole]

Butter Face said:

I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple.

Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition:

Zowie Bowie
Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof
Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson
Kal-El Cage
Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl)
Kyd Duchovny
Sage Moonblood Stallone

etc, etc.

[marcosgt]

Pothole said:

Butter Face said:

I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple.

Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition:

Zowie Bowie
Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof
Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson
Kal-El Cage
Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl)
Kyd Duchovny
Sage Moonblood Stallone

etc, etc.

I'm calling my next one iKid.

M.

[Pothole]

marcosgt said:

Pothole said:

Butter Face said:

I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple.

Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition:

Zowie Bowie
Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof
Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson
Kal-El Cage
Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl)
Kyd Duchovny
Sage Moonblood Stallone

etc, etc.

I'm calling my next one iKid.

M.

Is your surname Unot?

[vixen1700]

Blanket has to be my favourite name ever, makes me chuckle everytime.

Poor sod.

[sherbert90]

There's someone I know who has called their child 'Janey'. Not a particularly stupid name, but they pronounce it 'Juhn-ay'.

It says 'jane-ie' to me. Has anyone else heard of it being pronounced that way or are they just being 'alternative'?

[Pothole]

anonymous said:

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I'm not bothered what her prefers to be called.

I know a woman called Krystal...or is she?

[Vocal Minority]

Colleague of my girlfreind named their sprog 'Charlie'. Not Charles. 'Charlie'.

This irritates me. At least give the kid the option

[Pothole]

Vocal Minority said:

Colleague of my girlfreind named their sprog 'Charlie'. Not Charles. 'Charlie'.

This irritates me. At least give the kid the option

He still has the options of Chaz or Chuck...

[Big Fat Fatty]

Jazoli said:

Kid with a stupid name = Stupid Parents.

You have to feel for some of the kids really, I knew a girl who called her little girl Alana Charlie, yes really, silly bh

I quite like that one, it does raise questions about the parents lifestyle though

I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.