Stuff you know is/are lies but won't accept.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

No matter what my kids are holding, they CAN have someone's eye out with it. Even if it's a duvet or a bag of marshmallows.

[Steamer]

...it will take off.

[GroundEffect]

dibbers006 said:

• I refuse to accept that Velociraptors are anything other than the way they are portrayed in Jurassic Park. I simply cannot concede that my childhood creature of terror is nothing more than a glorified chicken.

Well, the velociraptors in JP were based on Deinonychus so they did exist, just under a different name...though, they DID have feathers

[Rickyy]

It WILL grow if I keep playing with it.

Edited by Rickyy on Wednesday 11th July 20:58

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Swans are dangerous and can break my arm. Never known it to happen but I won't get too close just in case.

The word posh originated from rich people on liners to India travelling Port Out Starboard Home. I know it's a made up load of crap but it sounds true.

[hedgefinder]

fairys have wings... met loads, never seen one with wings yet..

[Steamer]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

The word posh originated from rich people on liners to India travelling Port Out Starboard Home. I know it's a made up load of crap but it sounds true.

A similar one that stuck with me: GOLF = Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.

..However I have so little interest in golf I'm not even going to look into it.

[Papa Hotel]

Steamer said:

...it will take off.

Are you talking about the conve*gunshot*

[Merlin28]

Aliens do exist

Time travel is possible it just hasn't been invented yet this is why people keep deloreans on the road just in case.

[schmalex]

No matter how much TV I've watched, my eyes haven't yet gone square

[PHmember]

Steamer said:

...it will take off.

PMSL!!!

No, no it won't....

[bigbubba]

Steamer said:

...it will take off.

It depends how fast the belt is going.....

[toohuge]

Regardless of why it doesn't work, more power, more speed and/or less sympathy will fix it.

[Zwolf]

I have neither gone blind, sprouted hair on my palms, nor has it dropped off or the birds eaten it.

[TheEnd]

Betting on the same colour after it has turned up 2-3 times before HAS to work...

[mattdaniels]

Steamer said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

The word posh originated from rich people on liners to India travelling Port Out Starboard Home. I know it's a made up load of crap but it sounds true.

A similar one that stuck with me: GOLF = Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.

..However I have so little interest in golf I'm not even going to look into it.

Unless it's ladies golf. Which means Girls Of Little Fluff.

[S10GTA]

Wrestling

Edited by S10GTA on Wednesday 11th July 21:15

[GroundEffect]

Zwolf said:

I have neither gone blind, sprouted hair on my palms, nor has it dropped off or the birds eaten it.

Then you aren't playing with it quite right

[Zwolf]

GroundEffect said:

Zwolf said:

I have neither gone blind, sprouted hair on my palms, nor has it dropped off or the birds eaten it.

Then you aren't playing with it quite right

Well I only play with my own one and it works just fine for me thankyouveryuch.

[Funkateer]

Bungle is a real bear.