Strip clubs - what's the point?
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There have been a couple of mentions of strip clubs in the Lounge recently, which makes me wonder, what on earth is the point?
A young bored girl wanders out, gets her kit off, gyrates a bit and leaves, leaving the entire clientele completely frustrated. Where's the joy in that?
Seems a bit like a restaurant, where you pay a fortune just to get in, sit down, smell the lovely food cooking, then they bring out a completely delicious succulent meal, stick it under your nose, and tell you that if you touch it you're out.
Then they charge you a fortune for drinks and you leave starving hungry to go and chew on some tough old meat out of the fridge at home instead.
Genuine question, what's the point?
A young bored girl wanders out, gets her kit off, gyrates a bit and leaves, leaving the entire clientele completely frustrated. Where's the joy in that?
Seems a bit like a restaurant, where you pay a fortune just to get in, sit down, smell the lovely food cooking, then they bring out a completely delicious succulent meal, stick it under your nose, and tell you that if you touch it you're out.
Then they charge you a fortune for drinks and you leave starving hungry to go and chew on some tough old meat out of the fridge at home instead.
Genuine question, what's the point?
Wattsie said:
I say a similar thing about Hooters. Everyone was raving about how great it would be to go to Hooters, but the food is the same as you get anywhere else and the Hooter-girls are wearing less-revealing outfits than you see on a standard student night 
Psh I loved hooters! The food was actually awesome, and instead of treating it like somewhere to perv over girls, just treat it like a normal bar......where you perv over girls, but you know what I mean!
Ari said:
There have been a couple of mentions of strip clubs in the Lounge recently, which makes me wonder, what on earth is the point?
A young bored girl wanders out, gets her kit off, gyrates a bit and leaves, leaving the entire clientele completely frustrated. Where's the joy in that?
Seems a bit like a restaurant, where you pay a fortune just to get in, sit down, smell the lovely food cooking, then they bring out a completely delicious succulent meal, stick it under your nose, and tell you that if you touch it you're out.
Then they charge you a fortune for drinks and you leave starving hungry to go and chew on some tough old meat out of the fridge at home instead.
Genuine question, what's the point?
Which bit of the naked women & alcohol combination doesn't appeal to you?A young bored girl wanders out, gets her kit off, gyrates a bit and leaves, leaving the entire clientele completely frustrated. Where's the joy in that?
Seems a bit like a restaurant, where you pay a fortune just to get in, sit down, smell the lovely food cooking, then they bring out a completely delicious succulent meal, stick it under your nose, and tell you that if you touch it you're out.
Then they charge you a fortune for drinks and you leave starving hungry to go and chew on some tough old meat out of the fridge at home instead.
Genuine question, what's the point?
Ari said:
Seems a bit like a restaurant, where you pay a fortune just to get in, sit down, smell the lovely food cooking, then they bring out a completely delicious succulent meal, stick it under your nose, and tell you that if you pay a bit more money you can pop out back and get stuck in.
Edited to complete the analogy. In alot of places it goes father than looking....so think of it like paying a fee to view the menu, or rather having an appetiser whilst you decide on which main to have. 
e d'oeuvre, if you will.I've never seen the attraction myself. I'm relatively good looking and can get a random hoe bag to strip for me for free if need be. I am a tight arse at times though and have been known to find the cheapest possible venue for a first date with a woman so I don't feel like an open cheque book to a woman.
Poledancing bars: expenses, entertaining clients etc. If I'm going to a late night bar, I like it to be one where there's a scantily clad lady doing acrobatic stuff on a pole while I drink and chat.
Lapdancing clubs:, not so much - an expensive way to be frustrated, I think. The UK is good at lapdancing clubs, but not very good at poledancing clubs.
Lapdancing clubs:, not so much - an expensive way to be frustrated, I think. The UK is good at lapdancing clubs, but not very good at poledancing clubs.
Harry Flashman said:
Poledancing bars: expenses, entertaining clients etc. If I'm going to a late night bar, I like it to be one where there's a scantily clad lady doing acrobatic stuff on a pole while I drink and chat.
Lapdancing clubs:, not so much - an expensive way to be frustrated, I think. The UK is good at lapdancing clubs, but not very good at poledancing clubs.
Shock Horror !!!!!!!!Lapdancing clubs:, not so much - an expensive way to be frustrated, I think. The UK is good at lapdancing clubs, but not very good at poledancing clubs.
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doogz said:
It's possible to appreciate the female form without actually touching it, so the food analogy is a bit off I think.
Are you of the opinion that females are only for sex, in the same way that food is only for eating?
Are you suggesting that you go there for stimulating conversation with the girls? Are you of the opinion that females are only for sex, in the same way that food is only for eating?
Of course it's about sex! How is perving at women getting their kit off for money anything other than about sex?
Timmy35 said:
Edited to complete the analogy. In alot of places it goes father than looking....so think of it like paying a fee to view the menu, or rather having an appetiser whilst you decide on which main to have.
I see... 
I hadn't realised that they are actually knocking shops, how naive am I?
Ari said:
Are you suggesting that you go there for stimulating conversation with the girls?
Of course it's about sex! How is perving at women getting their kit off for money anything other than about sex?
Go for the stimulating conversation, but stay for that unique aroma of baby oil and shame.Of course it's about sex! How is perving at women getting their kit off for money anything other than about sex?
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