Who does a proper manly job?

[Papa Hotel]

In response to the bleating pansies with their office jobs and the compulsive masturbators who work alone, who does a proper manly job?

I do! Every day I'm confronted with dozens of angry blokes in various states of naughtiness from crappy shoplifters to rapists and multiple murderers. Violent physical comings-together are not uncommon and I fking love my job.

I AM A MAN!

[Marf]

I kill people for money.

[Rollcage]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm allright.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I'm a porn star.

It has its ups and downs.

[nellyleelephant]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I'm a porn star.

It has its ups and downs.

Must be a pain in the arse sometimes though.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Not as much as it used to be.

[Cock Womble 7]

I drive an eighteen wheel semi.

[Merlin28]

I am a MI5 spy Shh! Don't tell anyone.

[Papa Hotel]

So, just me and CW7 then.

[Cock Womble 7]

Way hey!

[Condi]

Im a farmer.

Or was until 2 months ago. Still do weekends on the farm but weekdays in an office.

[Papa Hotel]

doogz said:

No, you're a policeman.

Just CW7 so far.

No I'm bloody not!

[Cock Womble 7]

Hang the fk on. Aren't there chaps on here who tighten nuts on an oil rig (or something) for a living?

I reckon that's pretty manly.


And Brucey Babes head-butts bombs for a living; that's got to be in with a shout, surely?

[bob1179]

Until recently I worked with big noisy machines, diggers, cranes and bulldozer type things, concrete and mud and building big stuff.

Now I work mainly in an office and it's a bit pants. I still get to work with machines though, big noisy whirry machines. I don't get to be on site as often though.

[Merlin28]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Hang the fk on. Aren't there chaps on here who tighten nuts on an oil rig (or something) for a living?

I reckon that's pretty manly.


And Brucey Babes head-butts bombs for a living; that's got to be in with a shout, surely?

Definatly more manly than clogging up the motorways and overtaking people at 1 mile an hour. Whilst sitting there txting with cruise control on.

[Gorilla Boy]

Heavy machinery, chemical plant work, fixing machines, lots of plasma cutting/oxy accetylene, machining and demolition work.

But i handed my notice in on monday

[Papa Hotel]

doogz said:

Oh. What are you then?

I don't really want to elaborate beyond the OP.

[elster]

I am an industrial electrician if that counts as manly?

[Merlin28]

Papa Hotel said:

I don't really want to elaborate beyond the OP.

Clearly a crime boss in charge of these people you describe.

[Cock Womble 7]

Merlin28 said:

Definitely more manly than clogging up the motorways and overtaking people at 1 mile an hour. Whilst sitting there texting with cruise control on.

How would you like a big old punch in the face?