Crap Xmas presents!

[leemarkadams]

Morning all, now the joy of Xmas has passed anyone else get a really crap present? I got a lovely v necked tank top that there is no way I will ever wear from my in-laws! Oh, and a bloody penguin hat that me and the son had to wear all day!

So, anyone else get anything they will never use?

[S10GTA]

Yep. It's called slam dump.

Basically, its basketball to play when your sat on the crapper.

[carlingofblack]

That's hilarious...!

[0000]

Gloves. At the end of a week's skiiing.

[Pints]

[redacted]

[Welshbeef]

I did rather well

[sl350z]

Welshbeef said:

I did rather well

Did you get a membership and a car you paid for?

[nw28840]

Pistonheads Christmas present swap shop ?



I've fog two copies of the 'Senna DVD'

Anybody wanna swap one of hem for....... ?

[Pints]

sl350z said:

Welshbeef said:

I did rather well

Did you get a membership and a car you paid for?

Or an "anything goes" voucher from her indoors?

[oldsoak]

nw28840 said:

Pistonheads Christmas present swap shop ?



I've fog two copies of the 'Senna DVD'

Anybody wanna swap one of hem for....... a spellchecker and a hangover cure?

Fixed that for ya.

[sc0tt]

Round the mother in laws I got a wash bag from her nan who wasn't there. Missus asked do I like it? I said I find it hard to get excited about a wash bag I receive every year when clearly no effort is put in.

Mother in laws face turns funny colour as she hands me her present. Can you guess what it is yet?

Yep. A wash bag.

[phumy]

sc0tt said:

Round the mother in laws I got a wash bag from her nan who wasn't there. Missus asked do I like it? I said I find it hard to get excited about a wash bag I receive every year when clearly no effort is put in.

Mother in laws face turns funny colour as she hands me her present. Can you guess what it is yet?

Yep. A wash bag.

Well look at the presents in question, maybe theyre trying to tell you something without actually say it, smelly bd

[2.5pi]

My all time favourite moment was watching my brother open his lovingly wrapped present from my mum, a full car care kit including all those twiddly cleaning brushes, chamois leather , sponge, upholstery cleaner etc etc....only thing is he hadn't got round to telling her he'd written his car off going through a flood at speed the day before

[funkyrobot]

A pair of grey slippers from the in-laws (I'm 33 not 73). Also got a black shirt and matching black, white and grey tie off them. They said I'm difficult to buy for. Bless .

[sc0tt]

phumy said:

Well look at the presents in question, maybe theyre trying to tell you something without actually say it, smelly bd

Maybe.

I'd rather they made a donation to charity than waste their money. The issue I have is lack of effort. If you can't be bothered, don't.

[nw28840]

oldsoak said:

nw28840 said:

Pistonheads Christmas present swap shop ?



I've fog two copies of the 'Senna DVD'

Anybody wanna swap one of hem for....... a spellchecker and a hangover cure?

Fixed that for ya.

Think i'll stick to browsing and not posting until I feel a little more with it

[Fishtigua]

Got a 12v battery charger, put it on a low battery to see what it was reading. All the lights lit up and then phummf, they all went out again. Check fuse and connections, nothing wrong. It's very deaded.

Sums up Christmas in 15 seconds.

Bloody Amazon.

[WildCards]

I never get anything decent at Christmas, but this year was a new low. Hat, scarf and glove set which was the highlight, box of chocolates and two Lynx shower gel/deoderant sets... i'm 31.

Would have bloody loved an S2000.

[fireturk]

plastic frog with motion sensor that croaks and its eyes light up when anything goes near it from brother.
wife got a very tacky fibre optic butterfly!!

[dazwalsh]

a fecking snood....think i might use it to polish the car