Ouch!

[br d]

Not one for the ladies this.

Just got a sudden itch which had to be attended to immediately! Forgot about my guitar picking nail and dug in, about an inch behind the clock weights. Never seen so much claret, I've used most of a bog roll already trying to stem it and there's no sign of it slowing. Bloody sore too!

[Chunkymonkey71]

Ooooft!

[The Hitman]

That's a minute of my life I'll never get back...thanks for that....

[Pints]

You have my sympathies. Sounds painful.

[br d]

The Hitman said:

That's a minute of my life I'll never get back...thanks for that....

No trouble at all!

[rumple]

This is why I'm glad I play the Drums.

[Centurion07]

The Hitman said:

That's a minute of my life I'll never get back...thanks for that....

If that took you 1 one minute to read I'd hate to think how long that reply took to type!

[GTIR]

I thought this thread was about 1 man 1 jam jar II.

[Pints]

GTIR said:

I thought this thread was about 1 man 1 jam jar II.

You bd. I'd only just forgotten about 1M1JJI.

I'm going to have sleepless nights again.

[pad58]

Yes I know your pain,been there, done that ,but I've stopped playing now and have nice trimmed nails.

[HowMuchLonger]

Bit too cryptic for my simple mind.

[anonymous-user]

HowMuchLonger said:

Bit too cryptic for my simple mind.

Man carves open nutsack with a fingernail. Cries about it on the internet.

[br d]

Glad this thread is such a hit.
Bleeding appears to have stopped, I know you were all worried.

[Petrolhead95]

br d said:

Glad this thread is such a hit.
Bleeding appears to have stopped, I know you were all worried.

I snapped my banjo the other day, I know how you feel. Kinda.

[430T]

GTIR said:

I thought this thread was about 1 man 1 jam jar II.

Is there a first?

[Williams99]

Petrolhead95 said:

I snapped my banjo the other day, I know how you feel. Kinda.

HA! fking hurts, doesn't it?

[Jasandjules]

If you aren't still in hospital now would be the time to go back - they could do with a laugh.....

[Petrolhead95]

Williams99 said:

HA! fking hurts, doesn't it?

Yes, but I was more worried about the amount of claret that comes out

[GALLARDOGUY]

Williams99 said:

Petrolhead95 said:

I snapped my banjo the other day, I know how you feel. Kinda.

HA! fking hurts, doesn't it?

Ooh, I did that years ago, giving a bird one in the downstairs toilet at a party.

Claret everywhere.

Thought she was on the blob at first then realised it was me.

Wasn't happy.

[BorkFactor]

Guitar picking fingernail?

Sounds bloody painful, if you are brave enough then stick one of these styptic pencils for shaving on it. I did that when I ripped my finger open on broken glass. It worked, but it did sting a tad!