The £50 gift challenge

[TL1000R]

Ok people, you have £50 to buy a gift for the lady in your life. It can be anything and I mean anything just so long as it will be gladly received (no cookware or such like)

I'm aware that £50 is not a large sum but we have agreed to spend this on each other as a bit of fun really. It can be thoughtful, amusing, useful or utterly pointless just so long as she'll like getting it.

P.s. I do like her so anything that may lead to separation should be discounted and before someone asks, there will be no pictures of her :-)

Thanks in advance.

[redtwin]

Perfume.

[Ki3r]

Can get some decent dildos/butt plugs for £50 (so I've heard!).

[51mes]

shame really,

because a nicely framed picture of you both on some kind of special occasion - you know one she really really likes with a small bunch of flowers would be a good option...

Simes.

[Kenty]

How about a photo sitting with a professional photographer? A nice print from it of either both or just her.

[Ilikebeaver]

I'm a lady and have my eye on this little beauty:


http://www.cabbagewhiteengland.com/jewellery/silve...

Its simple, but not completely plain, and made in England.

[Rawwr]

[Vieste]

Ilikebeaver said:

I'm a lady and have my eye on this little beauty:


http://www.cabbagewhiteengland.com/jewellery/silve...

Its simple, but not completely plain, and made in England.

That's nice btw.

[HOGEPH]

50 £1 vajazzle kits from Poundland.

[toohuge]

Ilikebeaver said:

I'm a lady and have my eye on this little beauty:


http://www.cabbagewhiteengland.com/jewellery/silve...

Its simple, but not completely plain, and made in England.

It's also over budget.... you must be a lady!

Chris

[Pixel Pusher]

Under budget as well.



http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/...

[Mobile Chicane]

Knock yourself out.

[bigandclever]

The Little Book Of Minge Topiary

£8 ish

a bag of bics

£1 ish

Spend the rest on booze.

You're both welcome.

[Disco You]

bigandclever said:

The Little Book Of Minge Topiary

£8 ish

a bag of bics

£1 ish

Spend the rest on booze.

You're both welcome.

Top review of the Topiary book:
"Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!"

[bicycleshorts]

Some bd cost me £50 on here last year. Now I pass the baton to you:


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Taxidermy-Wild-Grey-Squi...

She likes animals right? And bikes?

[Mobsta]

A pair of laying chickens and some action man helmets to make them look cool when they run around.

[Stu R]

bicycleshorts said:

Some bd cost me £50 on here last year. Now I pass the baton to you:


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Taxidermy-Wild-Grey-Squi...

She likes animals right? And bikes?

That might just be the best thing I've ever seen.

[Vieste]

I bet he smells.

[redtwin]

Vieste said:

I bet he smells.

redtwin said:

Perfume.

[Kiltie]