So I was Googling stuff about home improvements...

[Rawwr]

And this was the first result. I was surprised.

[rxtx]

Class.

[Rick_1138]

Well the removal of a repulsive vajayjay will add value to a home....

[Dr Murdoch]

I assume the boyfriend neglects to wipe his excess off with a damp sponge

[Chunkymonkey71]

I wouldnt buy a house that smelled of an old fadge...

[Rawwr]

I think it was the use of the word 'repulsive' which made me stand aghast.

[Dr Murdoch]

Rawwr said:

I think it was the use of the word 'repulsive' which made me stand aghast.

Maybe he's, you know, a gayer?

[Rawwr]

You never know, it may just look like a dropped omelette.

[HertsBiker]

Rawwr said:

You never know, it may just look like a dropped omelette.

Yum! Or a stamped on frog...

[Pique]

HertsBiker said:

Rawwr said:

You never know, it may just look like a dropped omelette.

Yum! Or a stamped on frog...

..or a butcher's dustbin.

[Centurion07]

Or a smashed crab.

[davepoth]

Centurion07 said:

Or a smashed crab.

You are one sick puppy.

[Marvib]

Blue waffle?

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE THAT....you have been warned

[Choppers]

axe wound ?

[cobra kid]

Badly packed?

[g3org3y]

Actually, hold on...maybe not.

[Mobsta]

The imagery... Before breakfast...

[rosscobmw]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I wouldnt buy a house that smelled of an old fadge...

Fadge?

[jshell]

Mobsta said:

The imagery... Before breakfast...

Here's a foody one: Gutted Buffalo Any better?

[Steely4WD]

Marvib said:

Blue waffle?

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE THAT....you have been warned

I work in the textile industry and someone asked me to google the colour blue waffle for them for a sample pack. Nearly spewed on my keyboard!!