Things that make you cringe.

[devnull]

Sometimes you don't even consciously know you don't like it. But here are things in life which make you squirm or raises your urine level. What are those?

I'll start off:

• Hot Girl, until she pulls a massive gummy smile.
• Girls with weird feet. I can't quantify this, but I can spot 'em when I see 'em
• Stirring their curry in with the rice into one big lump, before consuming. Surely you'd like to savour the curry as is first?
• Spaghetti: Chopping it up into a million pieces with a knife and fork before consumption.

[TheEnd]

devnull said:

• Girls with weird feet. I can't quantify this, but I can spot 'em when I see 'em

Interesting, interesting...

[HD Adam]

Men who wear make up?

[_Deano]

Make up on men, if you want to call them that!

edited: Dam beaten to it!

[Shay HTFC]

devnull said:

* Hot Girl, until she pulls a massive gummy smile.

• Stirring their curry in with the rice into one big lump, before consuming. Surely you'd like to savour the curry as is first?
• Spaghetti: Chopping it up into a million pieces with a knife and fork before consumption.

Are you mad?! These things are good things.

Anyway,
Seeing haggered women huddled around smoking outside office fire doors.
Chavvy type girls who walk around looking at everyone like they are st.
People going on holiday to developing world-ish places and walking around with celebrity sunglasses, denim hot pants and other blatantly out-of-place gear. Surely you would want to try and get on the same level as the locals, rather than walking around and looking at them as if you are on a trip to the zoo.

All of them make me wince inside.

Edited by Shay HTFC on Tuesday 21st May 17:31

[98elise]

Thick people with loud voices.
People who use swearing as punctuation.

[BrabusMog]

People who say they are "well travelled" when all they actually have done is gone on a guided package holiday or stepped off a cruise ship and walked around a port.

[Cupramax]

Women with Bolton accents that sound like Paddy McGuinness. They could be miss world and I just couldnt do it.

[PHmember]

98elise said:

Thick people with loud voices.

Agreed.

Neanderthal idiots that can't solve a single problem without threatening violence.

[Council Baby]

PHmember said:

Agreed.

Neanderthal idiots that can't solve a single problem without threatening violence.

Do you want a fking slap?

[Dixie68]

Cupramax said:

Women with Bolton accents that sound like Paddy McGuinness. They could be miss world and I just couldnt do it.

Or Birmingham accents

[VinceFox]

Middle englander mentality. Upper class mentality. Scum mentality.


fk it, people. If i'm honest every time i go anywhere near the general public my flesh crawls these days.

[HereBeMonsters]

People who think their new diesel Audi/BMW/VW is a "true driver's car".

Sure, it might be brisk in a straight line, but there's a bit more to it than that. Sadly, I seem to attract these people at parties.

[iphonedyou]

When people think their dogs are sooo scary and hard and cool. Particularly when they say the dogs help them out with cold callers at their door.

bks!

[PHmember]

Council Baby said:

PHmember said:

Agreed.

Neanderthal idiots that can't solve a single problem without threatening violence.

Do you want a fking slap?

WIND YER NECK IN OR I'LL WIND IT IN FOR YOU...

Ah bks, you've got me doing it now...

[sleep envy]

HereBeMonsters said:

People who think their new diesel Audi/BMW/VW is a "true driver's car".

Sure, it might be brisk in a straight line, but there's a bit more to it than that. Sadly, I seem to attract these people at parties.

"Hello SE, so and so tells me you're into "cars"".

It's at that point I introduce them to the neaest person and walk off. Life is too fking short.

[PHmember]

iphonedyou said:

When people think their dogs are sooo scary and hard and cool. Particularly when they say the dogs help them out with cold callers at their door.

bks!

Chav scum that think they're 'well 'ard' but need an aggressive dog to back it up - if you were that hard you wouldn't need the dog...

[HereBeMonsters]

sleep envy said:

"Hello SE, so and so tells me you're into "cars"".

It's at that point I introduce them to the neaest person and walk off. Life is too fking short.

I think I need to be a bit more brutal with them. The type of person that when asked "how much did you pay for it?" responds with "just over £200 a month".

Then of course the balloon payment at the end...

[sleep envy]

HereBeMonsters said:

I think I need to be a bit more brutal with them. The type of person that when asked "how much did you pay for it?" responds with "just over £200 a month".

Then of course the balloon payment at the end...

you've wasted 10 mins of catching up with people you want to talk to by that point

I usually introduce them to mrs envy, she loves it

[jmorgan]

Dancing. Any dancing, especially at weddings. No need for it.