Things to tell gullible people

[Charlie Foxtrot]

I work with a girl who will believe anything. It's great fun.

So far i've had her convinced

I've never heard of Sainbury's.

You get a freckle everytime you dissapoint Jesus.

That i can't say butterfly, instead i say flutterby. I even started that one with " i can't say butterfly".

I need more i ideas for stuff to say to gullible lass.

[SpeedMattersNot]

Tell her the only word that rhymes with orange, is gullible. But you have to say it very slowly.

[Whitean3]

Or the classic one- that gullible" is no longer recognised as an official word in the Oxford English Dictionary...

[TheEnd]

Nuneaton was named after a viscous attack on a young lady devoted to God by a pack of wolves.

Scientists have discovered a massive star at the centre of the solar system which might be the cause of global warming.

Sugar is baked into glass to reflect the heat and make it double glazed, and that's why wasps will gather on the insides of windows.

[DavesFlaps]

Tell her your cock tastes of chocolate?

[Captain Muppet]

Creationism?

[Krikkit]

DavesFlaps said:

Tell her your cock tastes of chocolate?

And spaffs diamonds!

Another good one (sourced from a very stupid person) is that each country has its own Sun - that's why Spain and Ibiza are so hot!

[wildoliver]

TheEnd said:

Nuneaton was named after a viscous attack on a young lady devoted to God by a pack of wolves.

Scientists have discovered a massive star at the centre of the solar system which might be the cause of global warming.

Sugar is baked into glass to reflect the heat and make it double glazed, and that's why wasps will gather on the insides of windows.

You would have to be thick to believe that.

[prand]

We persuaded a new-to-the country Australian girl at work that badgers were small stripy horses, and in the countryside you could hear them clip-clopping down the road in the nights.

Eventually after several weeks and getting to know us a bit better she looked one up on google and we conceded that we do indeed in the UK have our own native bear.

And so it went on...

[Captain Muppet]

Krikkit said:

Another good one (sourced from a very stupid person) is that each country has its own Sun - that's why Spain and Ibiza are so hot!

Any why Spain and Portugal have different time zones.

[cornet]

Noggle Bark sheep in the highlands have 2 legs longer than the others for walking on hillsides. The caveat being they can only walk one way round the hill.

[Kiltie]

I once told a colleague about a monkey sanctuary near where she had recently moved to.

[stevenjhepburn]

Charlie Foxtrot said:

I work with a girl who will believe anything. It's great fun.

So far i've had her convinced

I've never heard of Sainbury's.

You get a freckle everytime you dissapoint Jesus.

That i can't say butterfly, instead i say flutterby. I even started that one with " i can't say butterfly".

I need more i ideas for stuff to say to gullible lass.

Meanwhile, on cosmo.com, she is telling them about bks spouted by the Walter Mitty in her office.

[DoubleSix]

Tell her you wont go skiing because of the snow spiders.

I said this to someone I consider to be quite bright, they actually said "whoa, never heard of those, do they give a nasty bite??"

[Hugo a Gogo]

in films, they always use zebras painted up to look like horses - because horses don't look real on film

[jmorgan]

You used to polish the railways for British Rail. Going around at night when the lines were quiet with industrial tubs of Duraglit.

[aka_kerrly]

wildoliver said:

TheEnd said:

Nuneaton was named after a viscous attack on a young lady devoted to God by a pack of wolves.

Scientists have discovered a massive star at the centre of the solar system which might be the cause of global warming.

Sugar is baked into glass to reflect the heat and make it double glazed, and that's why wasps will gather on the insides of windows.

You would have to be thick to believe that.

haha, well played!

[AmiableChimp]

Cee-Lo Green took 20 years to film the video for "Forget You" - filming the firt part as a child and had to wait to complete when he was older.

Sign-language for Highland Dancing is officially know as Diddly-dee.

[Charlie Foxtrot]

Hugo a Gogo said:

in films, they always use zebras painted up to look like horses - because horses don't look real on film

That reminds me. Boy zebra are black with white stripes and girl zebra are white with black stripes.

[Hoofy]

Convince her the world is flat and it's a conspiracy that the world is spherical. She doesn't have evidence to prove otherwise. At best she's jumped on a plane and flown to Australia but so what? It was just a long journey to a far place on a plane (geometric plane) then even if she went the other way round the world, it was via one of the other routes.