Shaving my hair off!

[TREMAiNE]

- Really didn't know where to post this, so if a Mod could stick it in the right place that'd be great -

- Also, there should be a section called "things people won't give a toss about", then I'd have known where to put this! -

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Anyways, not car related at all but I'm sure somebody will get some amusement out of my stupidity. This is also heavily picture based post.

So it was my friends 21st recently and as you'd expect a night full of heavy drinking and a kebab was the plan and to add a bit of fun and creativity, fancy dress was in order.

I love a good fancy dress, I've done Scarface:



I've done Morph Suits:



I've done Geeks (well, some would argue this wasn't fancy dress):



But this time I really wanted to get a good costume going...

I didn't want to buy a pre-prepared costume like I did for Scarface, I wanted to try to piece together as much as I could and make something myself.

We were thinking of a Batman theme. I'm a fan of villain's and chose to be Bane. Specifically Nolan's take on Bane from 2012's TDKR.



My hair is normally a dreary, horrible mop and Bane is bald, so, I've done what few people would choose to do and fully committed myself to my costume idea.

So, me and some friends thought we'd make the haircut a bit of an event and have some fun with it...

Here is what we got up to:











So that's just a few snaps, we did have a lot of fun, shaving penis' into my head, taking random chunks out, personally I loved the ridiculously long fringe with the rest of me shaved, it looks so stupid.

Afterwards, it was time to put on my costume and get drunk...

Squaring up to my rival, Batman!



Here I am ready to leave for the night, beer in my Tac Vest, looking awesome!

And finally, here are a few snaps we got when I was still in my work shot, shame I wasn't in full costume for these!







So that's it really, I'm the idiot who went fully bald, wet shave and all, just for one night.

It was a fantastic night though, I looked the part and everybody wanted photo's with me...

I've now got several weeks of looking like an absolute pillock until my hair grows back to an appropriate length!

I do enjoy baldness though, can't wait until I go bald naturally, its so much easier, and the money I'm saving on shampoo will surely counter the 16mpg my car attains!


Happy bank holiday weekend guys, keep safe if you're hooning around Essex, this weather is terrible!

Edited by TREMAiNE on Saturday 24th August 11:46

Edited by TREMAiNE on Saturday 10th October 21:04

[Terminator X]

Suits you, just keep shaving it imho.

TX.

[Dalto123]

Quite a convincing Bane actually!


Also, the "things people won't give a toss about" section is called The Lounge

[marshalla]

Dalto123 said:

Also, the "things people won't give a toss about" section is called The Lounge

Or Facebook.

[HustleRussell]

Terminator X said:

Suits you, just keep shaving it imho.

TX.

Plenty of time to be bald when you're old!

[danjama]

Recently single here. You've inspired me.

Also, catwoman

[NiceCupOfTea]

I don't know who Bane is but if you were trying for a "bald bloke wearing a gimp mask and a rucksack back-to-front" look then you really carried it off

Also, in the first pic you make a very good Suggs!

[CaptainSlow]

I think we need more Catwoman pics.

[Hoofy]

TREMAiNE said:

personally I loved the ridiculously long fringe with the rest of me shaved, it looks so stupid.

This is a tricky one. I agree it does and I'd laugh with you but everyone else who sees you with that stupid look will think you're being serious especially if you wear a shirt and those skinny trousers, no socks and carry a typewriter around with you, and will laugh at you. Sure, those hipster types aren't harming anyone but it hurts my eyes when I see them. As for the guy in Twickenham wearing make up yesterday: GO AND WASH YOUR FACE.

Edit: actually, it's suddenly clicked why I find certain looks offensive. I want to be inspired by people. I try to mix with people who inspire me. Seeing an adult male prance along looking like Tinkerbell does not inspire me - it makes me wince. And please shave that bumfluff off your face.

Edited by Hoofy on Saturday 24th August 12:20

[Terminator X]

Hoofy said:

Seeing an adult male prance along looking like Tinkerbell does not inspire me - it makes me mince. And please shave that bumfluff off your face.

Edited by Hoofy on Saturday 24th August 12:20

Fixed that for you, no need for thanks.

TX.

[Cotty]

The black and white pic reminds me of Kojak.

[Celtic Dragon]

TREMAiNE said:

I saw this pic and immediatly thought of the bald bloke from Californication! Runkle I think the character is called.

[Opara]

Hoofy said:

This is a tricky one. I agree it does and I'd laugh with you but everyone else who sees you with that stupid look will think you're being serious especially if you wear a shirt and those skinny trousers, no socks and carry a typewriter around with you, and will laugh at you. Sure, those hipster types aren't harming anyone but it hurts my eyes when I see them. As for the guy in Twickenham wearing make up yesterday: GO AND WASH YOUR FACE.

Edit: actually, it's suddenly clicked why I find certain looks offensive. I want to be inspired by people. I try to mix with people who inspire me. Seeing an adult male prance along looking like Tinkerbell does not inspire me - it makes me wince. And please shave that bumfluff off your face.

Edited by Hoofy on Saturday 24th August 12:20

Sounds like you're in denial to me mate.I'm guessing you seem these hipster types sporting an androgynous look and it gives you a stirring downstairs.You react with hatred because you feel your sexuality is threatened.

Seriously, life is too short just accept who you are and go with it you will be so much happier.

[dingg]

the pic with the penis drawn on your head really suits you

(surprised someone hasn't already stated this)

[Papa Hotel]

TREMAiNE said:

Are you Council Baby before he got old and fat?

[rxtx]

Last picture is good Thing is about people with shaved heads, unless you knew them before they did it, it looks entirely normal. I remember my mum's face when she first saw me after I decided to shave it all off to a grade 0

[Hoofy]

Opara said:

Hoofy said:

This is a tricky one. I agree it does and I'd laugh with you but everyone else who sees you with that stupid look will think you're being serious especially if you wear a shirt and those skinny trousers, no socks and carry a typewriter around with you, and will laugh at you. Sure, those hipster types aren't harming anyone but it hurts my eyes when I see them. As for the guy in Twickenham wearing make up yesterday: GO AND WASH YOUR FACE.

Edit: actually, it's suddenly clicked why I find certain looks offensive. I want to be inspired by people. I try to mix with people who inspire me. Seeing an adult male prance along looking like Tinkerbell does not inspire me - it makes me wince. And please shave that bumfluff off your face.

Edited by Hoofy on Saturday 24th August 12:20

Sounds like you're in denial to me mate.I'm guessing you seem these hipster types sporting an androgynous look and it gives you a stirring downstairs.You react with hatred because you feel your sexuality is threatened.

Seriously, life is too short just accept who you are and go with it you will be so much happier.

Should I embrace it and buy a pair of skinny jeans? How do your feet even fit in them???

I'm not anti-gay. I'm not against gays who act really camp either. Go figure.

[enioldjoe]

Alex Roy

[AmiableChimp]

Where did you get the rest of the Bane outfit from?

Looks very good!

[guffhoover]

Costume looked awesome.

You should keep it bald, i would like to try it myself (well grade1 all over) but i have convinced myself my head is the wrong shape...