Clarkson, with the best bit of ass 'in The World'

[ejenner]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/1026...

She actually looks quite hot. Well done Jezza.

[iva cosworth]

Really ?

This isn't Hello magasine...

IBTL.

[The Moose]

Who gives a st?!

[VinceFox]

I hope he's left his wife.

[ejenner]

The Moose said:

Who gives a st?!

I don't.

[Fleckers]

so what

I watch his show and read his stuff for his comments, not who he is shagging

[ejenner]

VinceFox said:

I hope he's left his wife.

Why?

[The_Burg]

Really? A still pic of a kiss. How many times have you kissed a woman? Were you shagging all of them? Even hairy faced aunt Mabel? Granny?

Utter cock. please can we have some news? Even if he is, who cares apart from his wife and kids.

In top gear style: In other news it's raining, quite a bit and you may need to purchase a brolly in the worst of it. There is risk of drowning if you get pissed and fall face down in a puddle, for a long time.

[Thankyou4calling]

Fair play I say.

[Urban Sports]

He looks like a bag o' shyte for 53, must be the tabs.

[mybrainhurts]

Telegraph nosediving to the lower levels of journalism...

[ejenner]

Thankyou4calling said:

Fair play I say.

I thought the point is it wasn't?

[Perec]

The_Burg said:

Really? A still pic of a kiss. How many times have you kissed a woman? Were you shagging all of them? Even hairy faced aunt Mabel? Granny?

Do you kiss hairy faced aunt Mabel and Granny like that?

[VinceFox]

ejenner said:

VinceFox said:

I hope he's left his wife.

Why?

Because he's kissing another woman in a manner that isn't acceptable for a man who's still with his wife. Seriously, i'm having to explain this?

[ejenner]

Perec said:

The_Burg said:

Really? A still pic of a kiss. How many times have you kissed a woman? Were you shagging all of them? Even hairy faced aunt Mabel? Granny?

Do you kiss hairy faced aunt Mabel and Granny like that?

NO, can't even see why he suggested it? ...although admittidly I've made a few mistakes in the past. Usually though... shagging and kissing (like that) inextricably linked.

[The_Burg]

I can see nothing sexy in that kiss. It's just a kiss without context.
Can't see eithers tongue.

[Perec]

The_Burg said:

I can see nothing sexy in that kiss. It's just a kiss without context.
Can't see eithers tongue.

Really?

Hairy faced aunt Mabel and Granny must look forward to seeing you. Tiger.

[wilfandrowlf]

I wonder what she sees in the multi millionaire TV presenter?

[mybrainhurts]

Perec said:

The_Burg said:

Really? A still pic of a kiss. How many times have you kissed a woman? Were you shagging all of them? Even hairy faced aunt Mabel? Granny?

Do you kiss hairy faced aunt Mabel and Granny like that?

God, yes...WUBBBBBBBBBBBLWUUUUUUUUUBLLLEEEE....

[Johnny]

Looks like he's grimacing...

She's got a finger in his arse.