The latest annoying Americanisms
The latest annoying Americanisms
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Cobnapint

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10,127 posts

181 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Not content with pissing the whole nation off by copying the Australian upward inflection when ending a sentence, I've increasingly noticed the latest verbal obsession of the weak minded is to use the phrase 'can I get' when ordering a drink at the bar or food in a restaurant.

NO, you sad illiterate copycat, it's 'can I have!' - not fking 'GET!'.

And while we're at it, I've noticed during radio or TV interviews, when the the presenter asks a question, the person being interviewed will often start their answer with 'So', followed by a pause and then the answer.

What do you mean 'so'?! Just answer the f*cking question! You're not an American, and you're not in f*cking America! furious

Siscar

6,315 posts

159 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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To get means to receive, to come into possession of, there is nothing in 'get' that says that you need to do something to acquire it. So what is wrong with saying 'can I get...' ?

GC8

19,910 posts

220 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Cobnahint's bad

Cobnapint

Original Poster:

10,127 posts

181 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Siscar said:
To get means to receive, to come into possession of, there is nothing in 'get' that says that you need to do something to acquire it. So what is wrong with saying 'can I get...' ?
Doesn't matter, it just sounds wrong hearing people in this country trying to be a hip yank when they're not.
They should be proud of they way we say things, not try to start ridiculous verbal fashions that sound out of context.

Benbay001

5,895 posts

187 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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I think its wrong that you posted this in GG

Parsnip

3,279 posts

218 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Cobnapint said:
Doesn't matter, it just sounds wrong hearing people in this country trying to be a hip yank when they're not.
They should be proud of they way we say things, not try to start ridiculous verbal fashions that sound out of context.
Yeah, and another thing, whats with all these people speaking "trendy" modern day English - there wa snothing wrong with the way Shakespeare spoke, why do a lot of people insist on speaking this ridiculous "modern" English?


You do realise that languages evolve? Do you still call the internet "the information super highway"?

anonymous-user

84 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Repost . This exact mini rant was posted a few months back.

Poor show OP.

stuttgartmetal

8,164 posts

246 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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My neice said this the other night.
I looked at her and said
"Can I get ? Who do you think you are? Hannah Montana FFS ?"

ITs when the oh so cool twenny summinks say it

ging84

9,548 posts

176 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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You would think someone calling everyone illiterate would know what the word means

never in my life have i been asked to write down an order of a drink in a bar

Pommygranite

14,472 posts

246 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Why is it 'weak minded'?

I'm increasingly annoyed by people using incorrect descriptions to reinforce their rants.


Siscar

6,315 posts

159 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Cobnapint said:
Siscar said:
To get means to receive, to come into possession of, there is nothing in 'get' that says that you need to do something to acquire it. So what is wrong with saying 'can I get...' ?
Doesn't matter, it just sounds wrong hearing people in this country trying to be a hip yank when they're not.
They should be proud of they way we say things, not try to start ridiculous verbal fashions that sound out of context.
It sounds more correct to me that 'can I have', 'get' is about the act of acquiring which is what you are asking for, 'have' is about already possessing which isn't what is happening.

So it sounds to me like you are advocating a step back in the use of grammar.

22Rgt

3,575 posts

157 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Standard answer bar staff/ shop assistants should give is 'no you cant 'get' it but i will get it for you'..

Red 5

1,109 posts

210 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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'Can I get' does sound slightly rude and demanding and is often not followed by 'Please'

The OP is just one lingual evolutionary step from being correct anyway.

It's not 'Can I have'

Anyone who was brung up proper knows it's 'Please may I have'

Siscar

6,315 posts

159 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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22Rgt said:
Standard answer bar staff/ shop assistants should give is 'no you cant 'get' it but i will get it for you'..
If that is the case then shouldn't they give a similar response to 'can I have'? That doesn't imply them getting it for you either.

Red 5 said:
Anyone who was brung up proper knows it's 'Please may I have'
Actually it is probably something more like 'Please could you get xxx for me?'

Edited by Siscar on Monday 7th October 07:32

chappardababbar

483 posts

173 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Using 'super' instead of very/extremely/exceptionally/rather/quite etc...

e.g. 'super cool'

bencollins

3,574 posts

235 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Even on cumudgeonly PH I have seen "go figure" written down frequently.
Charming from an American, disappointing from a Brit, however theirs is the dominant language culture and I've come to accept the inevitable.
Still I derived a in-my-head rule that anyone uttering "go figure" is a loathsome tosser.

897sma

3,607 posts

174 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Should it not be "may I have?" ?

mikebradford

3,171 posts

175 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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not sure where this one crept in
but hate the term "math"
seems when people say it their is a literal pause

when i was at school i had "maths" and did my "maths homework" etc

i always find it pretencious when people say it

Nicol@

3,851 posts

266 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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Parsnip said:
Yeah, and another thing, whats with all these people speaking "trendy"
It's 'on trend' now....which annoys me. Normally used to describe fashion.

Pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Monday 7th October 2013
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897sma said:
Should it not be "may I have?" ?
This

Been done to death in here . Who cares anyway.