We've just had a baby this morning

[Lanby]

Holy st that's a scary experience.

Just saying

[soad]

Congratulations! Welcome to the Parenthood.

[Kiltie]

Great stuff.

I wish you and the wee one all the very best.

[Timmy35]

Surely more scary for your OH than for you? After all she was the one having to c**p out something the size of a honey mellon.

[CrowCrow00]

Congratulations.


Don't forget to start a thread in General Gassing asking which seven seater to buy.

[Engineer1]

Congratulations, now you will realise how much crap you think you need to carry and how much you actually need to carry, which ever way something will be forgotten.

[grumbledoak]

Congratulations.

Your life will never be the same again. In a good way.

[Hoofy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NqLdTs6HQU

Congrats.

Edited by Hoofy on Thursday 17th October 14:10

[anonymous-user]

CrowCrow00 said:

Congratulations.


Don't forget to start a thread in General Gassing asking which seven seater to buy.

Only to be told by the overlord of GG
'You want a corvette V8 you do'


Congratulations OP hope both mum and little one are both doing well.

[Black can man]

Good luck fella.

[RSoovy4]

Congratualtions and good luck.

Some hints.

1. Sheepskin cot blankey
2. Infacol
3. Calpol
4. Infacol
5. Mertanium cream
6. Infacol

7. Laphroaig (for you)

[Tanguero]

The first 20 years are the worst...

[dundarach]

As many other will say, two things....

1. well done, enjoy it

2. don't wish the next 6 months away, until they can move, everything is awesome and nothing much changes....

Soon you'll not be able to leave anything, anywhere and everything will be sticky and milky...

However, now's the time to re-live your yoof - now be off to ebay and argos toy hunting with you!!!!!!!!

[funkyrobot]

Lanby said:

Holy st that's a scary experience.

Just saying

The human vagina is a remarkable piece of kit.

[Chilli]

dundarach said:

As many other will say, two things....

1. well done, enjoy it

2. don't wish the next 6 months away, until they can move, everything is awesome and nothing much changes....

Soon you'll not be able to leave anything, anywhere and everything will be sticky and milky...

However, now's the time to re-live your yoof - now be off to ebay and argos toy hunting with you!!!!!!!!

Ohhhh, how true is this!
Congrats mate, and good luck.

[Jasandjules]

Congrats!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

funkyrobot said:

The human vagina is a remarkable piece of kit.

Why is it more remarkable than any other mammalian vagina? Don't they all do the same job?

[Hoofy]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

funkyrobot said:

The human vagina is a remarkable piece of kit.

Why is it more remarkable than any other mammalian vagina? Don't they all do the same job?

Skates have similar vaginas to humans. Allegedly. I should let the OPer of the "What do single women do, where TF are they?" thread know this fact.

[Fer]

Hoofy said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

funkyrobot said:

The human vagina is a remarkable piece of kit.

Why is it more remarkable than any other mammalian vagina? Don't they all do the same job?

Skates have similar vaginas to humans. Allegedly. I should let the OPer of the "What do single women do, where TF are they?" thread know this fact.

Don't do that, he might have kittens.

Congrats OP and Mrs OP.

[funkyrobot]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

funkyrobot said:

The human vagina is a remarkable piece of kit.

Why is it more remarkable than any other mammalian vagina? Don't they all do the same job?

I wouldn't know.