Stag do games
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dave0010

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186 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Simple really, Any idea's for games to play and things to do on my best mates stag do. We simple are going out in our local town for everyone's ease .

We had a weekend away just a couple of us a few months ago to congratulate him on getting married. He now also wants a local stag do that he can brag about in the future. As such he has instructed me that pretty much anything goes.

This is what he wants so I've been tasked as best man to arrange, as it's not my kind of night I'm coming up blank for ideas and drinking games.

Any help would be great and as it's only a few weeks il post some photos of shame it that bit more

melhookv12

960 posts

199 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Pub golf.

torqueofthedevil

2,088 posts

202 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Edward cider hands - tape both his hands to a big 3 ltr bottle of cheap cider and don't remove until he has drunk it all

43034

2,971 posts

193 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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anonymous-user

79 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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A few I had to do on mine


Eat one of these http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhut_Jolokia if you are feeling kind have a pint of milk on hand, if you want to see how bad it is look at youtube for Ghost Chili

My best man had brought a bag of those little green toy soldiers you used to have as a kid, everyone picked one randomly, at any point in the night if he shouted attention you had to adopt the pose

Thumbmaster, the thumbmaster places his thumb on a table, everyone has to follow suit last one to do so has to do a shot

Ring my mum and tell her I love her

Tell a random stranger I had lost my mummy

They were all tame enough to be fun, the main thing with the soldiers one and the thumbmaster is they don't just target the stag, it's more fun if everyone is involved

Tampon

4,637 posts

250 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Stuff off a few rugby tours now

Everybody has to have certain things on them at all times, newspaper, one glove, single welly boot etc etc what ever you want. Have one punishment prize for people either breaking rules (left hand/right hand drink depending on first half hour/ second half hour)of mascot shoes/ cricket knee pads with scuba flippers etc the drunker you get the funnier it gets, watching someone walk back for a busy bar with flippers is brilliant.

Magic hankie, someone has the magic hankie and if you cover someones drink with it, it "disappears".

Had one where a goat was procudered, people were chained to it as the punishment for 30 mins in Ho Chi Minh for a evening as we went on a bar crawl. Probably not going to work in a city mind,

You can make list of things that need to be collected throughout the night, random stuff like calanders, name badges off staff, underwear ( both sexes) best one we did was they had to get a main course of someone one not involved in the tour, plate and all, have tp keep it it on them til a selected time (it is the transporting it that is funny, watching people desperately try and carry a bowl of soup around for 2 hrs pissed make you smile).

Heaven and hell is good for court sessions, one bottle of vodka with a packet of mints disolved init and another thats been steeped in chillis. Pour shots and you don;t know which is which till you drink it.

Just silly stuff, the fun comes from how in to it the players of the games are.

43034

2,971 posts

193 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Oh aye, forgot about things from tour.

Edward Cider Hand before you go out. Buy the cheapest/strongest flagon of 'cider' you can. Sellotape it around your hands then selleotape your hands to another guy (who also has a flagon).

Chilli Sauce. Keep a small jar of chilli sauce on you, when someone goes for a fag/piss rim their glass with chilli sauce (hotter the better!).

I'm sure there's more, I just can't remember...

ETA: Popping candy and Sambucca! Put some in your mouth then do a shot of Sambucca. Sloosh round your mouth like mouthwash. It works better with a double as a single is just about bearable.

Tampon

4,637 posts

250 months

Tuesday 14th January 2014
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Oh and don't forget to look after the stag.

The aim is for him to enjoy it, not everybody get off on punishing him. Some people seem to get too into fking up the stag. The best man and ushers should be there to step in for stag punishments to help him out. It isn;t about get smashed quickely it is about having a pissed up laugh.

All in one morph suits are fun for the stag (or everybody) as well, you can drink through them as well.


Nezquick

1,772 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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Golf ball game is good. You take one golf ball out with you (or a few) and whoevers glass you manage to drop it into has to down the drink. Simples!

Also, get the stag to do sambuca shots with crisps broken up into the shot as well. That's about the most disgusting thing i've ever done!!

dave0010

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1,423 posts

186 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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All the suggestions are brilliant and just what I was after.

My only worry is the stag and also most of the people coming are all PT"s and I worry some of them will be a bit boring ;/

I think the morph suit is a perfect outfit for him, although I did have an idea of making him wear a ballerina outfit. Mainly because he's a power lifter so is quite large!!

Anyone know how close you have to be with the size of the morph suits?

Tampon

4,637 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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dave0010 said:
All the suggestions are brilliant and just what I was after.

My only worry is the stag and also most of the people coming are all PT"s and I worry some of them will be a bit boring ;/

I think the morph suit is a perfect outfit for him, although I did have an idea of making him wear a ballerina outfit. Mainly because he's a power lifter so is quite large!!

Anyone know how close you have to be with the size of the morph suits?
Main thing is height, they are pretty stretchy though, I got a xl for my stag and am 6ft 5in and about 18 stone if that helps. Get a dark colour as I had the pink above and it showed every little bit of liquid, piss, sick, beer, sweat etc

As for boring types the main thing is you warm them up slowly rather than scream "fkING DRINK IT" the moment they walk in.

dave0010

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Wednesday 15th January 2014
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Tampon said:
Main thing is height, they are pretty stretchy though, I got a xl for my stag and am 6ft 5in and about 18 stone if that helps. Get a dark colour as I had the pink above and it showed every little bit of liquid, piss, sick, beer, sweat etc

As for boring types the main thing is you warm them up slowly rather than scream "fkING DRINK IT" the moment they walk in.
The plan so far is as follows.

He comes to mine and is put into his outfit. We then walk to the bar to meet everyone else. This will be a 20 minute walk through the high street and length of the town.

once there everyone will be asked to come up with one dare and each given a number. He will then throw some dice and which ever number he lands on he will have to do. If said dare is not completed to the satisfaction of whomever came up with it, they will be allowed to put a was strip anywhere on his body except face and pull it of.

This will also be done with him set up playing edward 40 hands but the tops of both bottles will be rimmed with some form of hot sauce.

Everyone else will be encouraged to play to the normal vodka roulette, right hand drinking and so on.

what do you all think?

dave0010

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186 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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There is also the temptation to blindfold him and get him a lap dancer but that will depend on the pub and is they allow it. Mainly because I want to get him a male lap dancer just for the amusement of it

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

256 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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dave0010 said:
what do you all think?
I think I am damned glad I am neither the stag, nor going.

Why does he need to be punished?

Usget

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236 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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43034 said:
Edward Cider Hand before you go out.
Don't forget the hardcore version, Amy WineHands. That might not be conducive to a very long night though. Played it at uni once, disastrous.

Challenges are good - "Yes Man" where, for the next half hour, the nominee has to reply "yes" to any direct question asked of him by strangers. "Tell Her", where, if any statement is made about a female and someone calls "Tell her!", the subject of the remark must be informed of its content by its author.

Tampon

4,637 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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randlemarcus said:
I think I am damned glad I am neither the stag, nor going.

Why does he need to be punished?
Have to say I agree a little bit.

You know the guy though, he might like being the centre of attention and punishments and like to show off.

Make it so he can nominate a best man or usher for some of those to take the pressure off him and keep the ushers inline when dishing out dares.

Make a chilli vodka for the group to go with the normal shots, takes no time at all, chop up chillis ( hot ones) leave them in the bottle as long as you can, seive the liquid and bobs your uncle. and you can have it in a hipflask for the pub for the occasional dirty shot for the rest of the guys.

Tampon

4,637 posts

250 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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Strippers good, although I always find the fat munter ones funnier than tarty ones with plastic tits.

dave0010

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Wednesday 15th January 2014
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randlemarcus said:
I think I am damned glad I am neither the stag, nor going.

Why does he need to be punished?
Like I said before this has been all his choice. A few of us went away for a weekend a couple of months ago to congratulate him. I think because he works with lots of blokes in his work this is a chance to "one up" them as far as stories for the future.

I don't think he will make it past 3 hours but I guess he wants the story to tell in the future so I'm obliging.

randlemarcus

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256 months

Wednesday 15th January 2014
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dave0010 said:
Like I said before this has been all his choice. A few of us went away for a weekend a couple of months ago to congratulate him. I think because he works with lots of blokes in his work this is a chance to "one up" them as far as stories for the future.

I don't think he will make it past 3 hours but I guess he wants the story to tell in the future so I'm obliging.
I can understand the drinking games, and, up to a point, the dressing up like a loon. He's actually asked for ridiculous "dares" and wax strips? OOh, boy biggrin

Frimley111R

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259 months

Thursday 16th January 2014
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I do agree with the earlier comment about not getting him wrecked too soon. Once he's effectively or literally passed out the night is sort of over. I once went to a stag do in London. I got there at 7.30 and the stag was so fked his Dad had to take him home. After that it was just like a normal night on the beers.

Also, not many pubs will let you have a stripper. I've seen many marched outside by pub owners. If you want that kind of thing its better just to go to a lap dancing club earlier in the evening.