Suit trouser crotch wear

[z4chris99]

No idea where this goes..

as a powerfully built company director with 25 inch thighs and a 12 inch cock, I find the crotch of my suit trousers wears out.

I have heard about some kind of 'saddle' you can get, can anyone point me to such a thing, or any other ways to prevent wearing through suit trousers in 6 months.

before you mention this happens to both suits from TM Lewin, and our finest Gieves and Hawkes.

[RobbieKB]

Sorry, a saddle? Bookmarked.

[covmutley]

Always buy two pairs of trousers and one jacket.

[z4chris99]

covmutley said:

Always buy two pairs of trousers and one jacket.

I do.. im through pair 2...

[Pothole]

Find some other way to occupy your hands?

[stuartmmcfc]

Wash your sweaty cock more often and then leave it alone.

[Jabbah]

When you scratch your balls put your hands down your pants, don't scratch through the material.

[The GMan]

fk it, don't worry about it.

Just find a decent tailor and get your suit trousers turned into chaps.

[V8covin]

Another case of stretched tape measure

[goneape]

Wrap a load of cling film around your thunder thighs, that should keep the pelvic jowls under control and I believe this a favourite trick of the womenfolk for weight loss. Win win!

[Impasse]

Cut back on the Viagra consumption.

[Enricogto]

I know i'm going to regret replying to this thread, anyway....

if you have quite big thighs(ie they touch in between) you may be wearing through your trousers. Effective solutions do not really exist other than trying to slim a bit the area (often very little is required).
No larger trousers/ more washing etc is going to help you.
Also, try to minimise distnace walked while wearing a suit.

HTH

[AmitG]

Do the trousers have a lining? They should do. This will stop them from wearing out so fast, particularly in the crotch area. A tailor can replace the lining when it wears out, it's like sacrificial corrosion

[Jacobyte]

It's called "re-forking".

Cad & The Dandy can do it for you.

[voicey]

Enricogto said:

I know i'm going to regret replying to this thread, anyway....

if you have quite big thighs(ie they touch in between) you may be wearing through your trousers. Effective solutions do not really exist other than trying to slim a bit the area (often very little is required).
No larger trousers/ more washing etc is going to help you.
Also, try to minimise distnace walked while wearing a suit.

HTH

This. You're too fat - lose some weight.

[mattdaniels]

Do you spend a lot of your day sat on a Herman Miller Aeron chair by any chance?

[StuntmanMike]

z4chris99 said:

No idea where this goes..

as a powerfully built company director with 25 inch thighs and a 12 inch cock, I find the crotch of my suit trousers wears out.

I have heard about some kind of 'saddle' you can get, can anyone point me to such a thing, or any other ways to prevent wearing through suit trousers in 6 months.

before you mention this happens to both suits from TM Lewin, and our finest Gieves and Hawkes.

Is it just me that can't get Onslow out of Keeping up appearances out of my head.

[Kudos]

mattdaniels said:

Do you spend a lot of your day sat on a Herman Miller Aeron chair by any chance?

Just been searching for trouser saddle, found this thread and I do indeed sit in a Herman Miller chair. That is the cause, lack of saddle/lining a factor

[Alex_225]

Could it depend on the blend of the material?

I bought a suit (2x jackets, 3 x trousers) to wear daily to work. I found they were showing signs of wear really quickly. Actually took them back and they said we wouldn't recommend this for daily use and actually exchanged them. Annoying as someone else at their store had recommended it to me!!

Either that or you'll have to have a penis reduction OP! hahaha

[glenrobbo]

The GMan said:

fk it, don't worry about it.

Just find a decent tailor and get your suit trousers turned into chaps.

Brilliant answer!

OP ( Onslow Person? ), I suggest you take the gun out of your pocket and put it in a shoulder holster, just like the rest of us PH'ers.

Alternatively, a gunbelt would sit very well with your new chaps.