Dan Bilzerian - legend or bellend
Dan Bilzerian - legend or bellend
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crouchingpigeon

Original Poster:

525 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Stumbled across this guy a few days ago, had never head of him before as I don't really follow poker or celebrity culture. The guys supposedly amassed a $100 million fortune through poker and venture capitalism and now seems to spend all his money in true pistonheads style, on coke and hookers. He documents his life on Instagram with most of the pictures being pretty nsfw and involving very hot girls, guns and cars. He apparently had 2 heart attacks before he was 30 due to a 5 day bender involving all of the above plus viagra.

Now a big part of me thinks this guy is everything that's wrong with humanity, the greed, the obscene wealth and the lack of any morals. The other part of me thinks, damn, I need to get me a euromillions ticket for tonight.
instagram.com/danbilzerian

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bilzerian

z4RRSchris99

12,534 posts

210 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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his old man was a big banker, so he was minted to begin with.

he lives a (slightly fake?) dream, the girls appear to have been placed on his instagram by their fame hungry agents.

he has a gf, and a three legged cat, not sure what she thinks about it all.

supertouring

2,228 posts

264 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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crouchingpigeon said:
The guys supposedly amassed a $100 million fortune through poker and venture capitalism and now seems to spend all his money in true pistonheads style, on coke and hookers.
But is he really happy, deep down?

Timmy40

13,014 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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If there was a voting button I'd be clicking on bellend.

redtwin

7,518 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Don't know enough about him to come to form an opinion. If he earned his money legally and morally, then I am all for him enjoying his money as he sees fit.

JamesNotJim

755 posts

217 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Does what he want's, doesn't care who he offends, throws porn stars from his roof into pools. What not to like. 1000% more interesting than any dullard footballer.

EarlOfHazard

3,630 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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z4RRSchris99 said:
his old man was a big banker, so he was minted to begin with.

he lives a (slightly fake?) dream, the girls appear to have been placed on his instagram by their fame hungry agents.

he has a gf, and a three legged cat, not sure what she thinks about it all.
The cat?

:-)

Alapeno

1,391 posts

178 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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He's an absolute LAD rolleyes

Dan_1981

18,123 posts

230 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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I thought he was the US version of that orange bloke who is so beloved on PH.

But his Instagram makes interesting viewing....

crouchingpigeon

Original Poster:

525 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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supertouring said:
crouchingpigeon said:
The guys supposedly amassed a $100 million fortune through poker and venture capitalism and now seems to spend all his money in true pistonheads style, on coke and hookers.
But is he really happy, deep down?
I don't know, maybe not, but I can think of worse ways to drown my sorrows!

Hoofy

80,157 posts

313 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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crouchingpigeon said:
supertouring said:
crouchingpigeon said:
The guys supposedly amassed a $100 million fortune through poker and venture capitalism and now seems to spend all his money in true pistonheads style, on coke and hookers.
But is he really happy, deep down?
I don't know, maybe not, but I can think of worse ways to drown my sorrows!
I'd rather be rich and unhappy than broke and unhappy. biggrin

selym

9,581 posts

202 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Timmy40 said:
If there was a voting button I'd be clicking on bellend.
Kinky. I'd just use my finger.

Disco You

3,749 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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But, is he winning? Or bi-winning?

sc0tt

18,302 posts

232 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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What a ledgend.

New man crush.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

296 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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crouchingpigeon said:
...I don't really follow poker or celebrity culture.
Me either.

Except I mean it, but you seem to have been sucked in.

ILoveMondeo

9,617 posts

257 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Timmy40 said:
If there was a voting button I'd be clicking on bellend.
Now don't be Jelly M'kay, or we will have to send you to Jelly camp M'kay....




Mr Trophy

6,811 posts

234 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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I get the feeling that people hate him because he has what they don't.

I say good on him, I'd love to have a beer with him because I am pretty sure he would tell you some brilliant stories.

Sam1990

398 posts

198 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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I say the bloke is a legend. Living life to the max. If we all had the cash and opportunities we'd all do exactly the same, I hope at least.

theguvernor

629 posts

162 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Living the dream! Legend.

TheHighlander

1,674 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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He is a very rich version of Tim "Sharky" Ward.