Coach Travel, Long Journey! HELP!

[LukeR94]

I am going on a Coach trip to Spain (Much to my dismay, but I digress) on Saturday, the coach journey will take approx 30 hours, sat down (Breaks inbetween).

I am here for advice from my fellow PH'ers! I went last year, and the journey was AWFUL

My butt cheeks itched from sweat !!! SO To try and combat it this year, I need some advice!

So far I am going to TALC and wear jogging bottoms!


Any tips? (This is a strange question I realise, but I assure you, I am 100% serious)

[essayer]

Some good options on this site:

http://www.skyscanner.net

[moffat]

LukeR94 said:

I am going on a Coach trip to Spain (Much to my dismay, but I digress) on Saturday, the coach journey will take approx 30 hours, sat down (Breaks inbetween).

I am here for advice from my fellow PH'ers! I went last year, and the journey was AWFUL

My butt cheeks itched from sweat !!! SO To try and combat it this year, I need some advice!

So far I am going to TALC and wear jogging bottoms!


Any tips? (This is a strange question I realise, but I assure you, I am 100% serious)

You are completely mad.

Coach travel is only for children and OAP's.

[Riley Blue]

Essential equipment: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inflatable-Rubber-Cushion-...

[oldaudi]

Having used the coach to get to Interlaken, Wengen, Lausanne (skiing), and to the F1 at Barcelona, Monaco, Milan (Monza) and Hungary by coach, my advice would be fly

[LukeR94]

moffat said:

You are completely mad.

Coach travel is only for children and OAP's.

The alternative is an extra 400 for flights and transfers (And thats with RyanAir ) and im not keen on going on planes, dont have a phobea or anything, just not keen.

All my family is going via coach aswell (Grrr!) so I sort of have no choice!

I would rather not spend and extra £400 if I can aswell. (more for Coke and Hookers obv)

[Vaud]

Train?

[Vaud]

LukeR94 said:

All my family is going via coach aswell (Grrr!) so I sort of have no choice!

What kind of hell...

[Vaud]

I don't know the UK equivalent, but look for something like this in the chemist:

http://pm.advil.com/advil-pm-caplets

Will at least give you some sleep.

[lukefreeman]

Opium

[Mr Will]

If you don't want to fly, there are these things called "Trains". They are like long versions of coaches, but faster, more comfortable and you can move around on them. Some even have beds or catering on them. I'm sure Google will reveal more information.

[thatdude]

Whiskey.

[J4CKO]

Perhaps gnaw off your own hands ?

[madbadger]

thatdude said:

Whiskey.

Or wine in a Ribena bottle, as you aren't even allowed to drink on most coaches.

[DuraAce]

I'd pay the extra for flights or to self drive your own car. If I couldn't afford those options then I'd stay at home.

[panholio]

Jesus Christ your barse is going to be sodden.

Talcing is the way to go, I'd talc heavily and and regular intervals. Otherwise the clamminess will be off the scale.

I would wear some comfortable underwear, probably a trunk rather than a short. Definitely not a brief or tanga (doesn't bear thinking about). I'd have a good solid w*nk the night before as well, minimise the chance of "involuntaries" from the bus vibrations.

HTH

[Matt UK]

Drive or train.

Why do you have to go by coach?

I went on a coach when the railway line was flooded. It was st.

[oldaudi]

LukeR94 said:

I am going on a Coach trip to Spain (Much to my dismay, but I digress) on Saturday, the coach journey will take approx 30 hours, sat down (Breaks inbetween).

I am here for advice from my fellow PH'ers! I went last year, and the journey was AWFUL

My butt cheeks itched from sweat !!! SO To try and combat it this year, I need some advice!

So far I am going to TALC and wear jogging bottoms!


Any tips? (This is a strange question I realise, but I assure you, I am 100% serious)

Dont wear jogging bottoms, youll be asleep for some of that 30 hours and youll wake up with morning glory. No one wants to see that on a coach

[essayer]

Fly, and sell your return coach seat to an aspiring illegal immigrant to recoup the cost.

[TwistingMyMelon]

Some decent headphones

An ipod/tablet/smart phone

Extra battery pack for the above

MTFU and get on with it you jesse, its sitting down for 30 hours , not exactly tough!!