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[vinnie01]

now it aint big and it aint clever but man its cathartic. Uttering that one specific automatic swearword when the situation calls for it.
i default to bks.

you lot utter?

[anonymous-user]

Don't you think its a bit early to be on the sauce?

[WinstonWolf]

It's been emotional...

[HarryFlatters]

So it be on to this...

[ikarl]

C U next tuesday

I'm from Glasgow though, and up here it's an insult and a 'friendly saying'..... just depends on how much venom you put behind it.

[vinnie01]

ikarl said:

C U next tuesday

I'm from Glasgow though, and up here it's an insult and a 'friendly saying'..... just depends on how much venom you put behind it.

a bit like See you Judas i guess?

[vinnie01]

JoshyS said:

Don't you think its a bit early to be on the sauce?

its never to early for that

[Matt UK]

Did someone leave the door open again?

[soad]

- that's two (swear) words.

[Oldandslow]

ikarl said:

C U next tuesday

I'm from Glasgow though, and up here it's an insult and a 'friendly saying'..... just depends on how much venom you put behind it.

When they call you "pal" you're in trouble.

[Council Baby]

stfkingfk

It works, try it.

[Vanya]

ikarl said:

C U next tuesday

I'm from Glasgow though, and up here it's an insult and a 'friendly saying'..... just depends on how much venom you put behind it.

When I worked with some Glaswegians:

GTF Tadge = Good morning old chap, how are you?

GTF Tadger = fk off !

Any help?

[Hudson]

Rhymes with Shunt...it's like a verbal punch in the jaw.

Plus people from other countries get very upset over it. Apart from the Aussies, who use it probably more than we do.

[trickywoo]

Sugar tits

[paranoid airbag]

ikarl said:

C U next tuesday

I'm from Glasgow though, and up here it's an insult and a 'friendly saying'..... just depends on how much venom you put behind it.

I must admit it's a part of glasgow I like when visiting... watching the vocabulary of a previously polite friend change after he moved up is entertaining . Hearing someone yell "Ya wee of a bridge" has to be one of my more favoured moments.

Most of my swearing has been directed at inaminate objects for daring to fall over recently. "F*** you up the a*** with a broom handle" is popular. Why, I do not know. I'm polite to actual people.

[HTP99]

bks is my favourite, not too sweary, but to the point but not in a horrid way.

I'm not a fan of the one that starts with a c and is part of the female anatomy as I think it rather a horrid word, however it is definately to the point.

I don't blaspheme, I hate it, even though I'm not religious, I think it is because I was brought up in a religious family and I still like to respect religious beliefs that other have.

[Chimune]

FFS

[ShawCrossShark]

Family friendly one to use is Pants - can be said with varying degrees of venom

Outside the family environment, a short and percussive t**t usually suffices

When it comes to insults, I like to be creative and put some effort in - wkspanner, fkpig, horse molester are some of my favourites and if really emotional I will tend to alliterate - cat cottager and the like

All very cathartic, and I like to think that the people I insult appreciate me making the effort rather than just resorting to stock insults

[Jasandjules]

fkit.

[Pixel Pusher]

IBTFL