How should the new Monopoly board look today?

[Fishtigua]

How would a modern Monopoly board look in today's Britain?


Would the Community Chest cards read "School Fees £15,000 : Remortgage House"

Or

"Go to Jail: Do not pass 1970s DJs"

Any other ideas?

[CaptainSlow]

There wouldn't be any Free Parking for a start!

[Zoobeef]

This is the most up to date

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=2...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Income tax - £200 - a week.
Angel Islington would not be one of the cheaper buys.

[HOGEPH]

One of the playing pieces is a hipster on a single gear bicycle.

[evilmunkey]

community chest would have, you have unwittingly imported 3 illegals from sangat, pay 6 grand. your ambulance chasers have claimed for whiplash on your behalf have a grand.

[B17NNS]

Your PPI claim was successful. Collect £2000.

Your daughter has adopted a snow leopard. Pay £2.

[Ganglandboss]

[grumbledoak]

Ganglandboss said:

Greasy Alsatian in garden.

[Fishtigua]

Ganglandboss said:

Perfect.

[iva cosworth]

Trying to think of somewhere so much worse than Old Kent Road to be the cheapest property on the board.

Ooh so much choice,but which one ?

Hackney ?

Harlesden ?

Croydon ?

[chilistrucker]

I don't think you'd be able to get near Mayfair and Park Lane for all the Veyrons etc.

[DaveGoddard]

Just add six zeros onto all the figures, simple.

[Pat H]

Bonopoly.

Like Monopoly.

But where the streets have no name.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

DaveGoddard said:

Just add six zeros onto all the figures, simple.

You've come second in a beauty contest, collect £20,000,000. Seems a bit generous!

[SLCZ3]

Council tax, corporation tax, care home fees, squatter eviction costs, car clamped.
Surprise EU contribution, Irish/Dutch profits facility.

[ManFromDelmonte]

All the properties should now be purple and have 5 zeros added to the price.

[lufbramatt]

The racing car would have to pay a congestion charge.

[madbadger]

You should easily be able to squeeze 8 houses onto each of those squares now.

[Snollygoster]

Landing on the same space as someone else when using the car would result in having to shell out for a whiplash claim.

And one of the pictures of the people would also have to be an ethnic minority. Edit: This would probably have to be the police officers as if it were the person in jail, that would also be wrong.