Man Cheats On Wife With Goat - NWS (obviously)
Man Cheats On Wife With Goat - NWS (obviously)
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CountZero23

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1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/

Monkeylegend

29,453 posts

261 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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CountZero23 said:
This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/
You must be kidding.

johnnyBv8

2,482 posts

221 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
CountZero23 said:
This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/
You must be kidding.
Bad puns like that really get my goat.

CountZero23

Original Poster:

1,288 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
You must be kidding.
Ouch hehe

Already alerted the mods that this is the wrong forum for this; I can't see a car angle in this one.


mgtony

4,217 posts

220 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Damn nanny state getting involved again!! wobble

Hoofy

80,120 posts

312 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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johnnyBv8 said:
Monkeylegend said:
CountZero23 said:
This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/
You must be kidding.
Bad puns like that really get my goat.
No need to bleat on about it.

Monkeylegend

29,453 posts

261 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Hoofy said:
johnnyBv8 said:
Monkeylegend said:
CountZero23 said:
This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/
You must be kidding.
Bad puns like that really get my goat.
No need to bleat on about it.
We are a load of silly billys.

smileymikey

1,446 posts

256 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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mgtony said:
Damn nanny state getting involved again!! wobble
laugh



FakeConcern

365 posts

167 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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He'd obviously been pulling the wool over her eyes for years.

Eleven

28,176 posts

252 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Quite a pretty goat though to be fair.


Monkeylegend

29,453 posts

261 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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It's hard to believe a goat that small could mount a man that big.

mgtony

4,217 posts

220 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Geesh, Some women do make a mountain goat out of a molehill. biggrin

Sump

5,512 posts

197 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Who is anyone to say he is in the wrong. Surely we as humans try to define what is "normal," so I say crack on if that is his thing.

I'm sure he didn't "want" to be attracted to goats. It's just the way it went.

Monkeylegend

29,453 posts

261 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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He fancies turkeys and sheep as well. I suppose we all like a good gobble now and again though.

MG-FIDO

454 posts

267 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Wonder what drove him to it, his wife must be pretty gruff, i hope they didn't have kids.

Out of interest, did he eat the animals after he'd finished with them, he's a big guy!


Edited by MG-FIDO on Tuesday 16th December 22:16

sparkythecat

8,102 posts

285 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Goat shagging fair makes you sweat, apparently


mgtony

4,217 posts

220 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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The article doesn't say if he ended up behind bahh's, cos that's where it all started. paperbag

Pixel Pusher

10,420 posts

189 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Hoofy said:
johnnyBv8 said:
Monkeylegend said:
CountZero23 said:
This story is wrong on so many levels. Goat fking, wife looking at goat fking videos on the web, the sheer horror of that mugshot. I find these stories somewhat comforting as for a moment I feel normal - though when your concept of normal includes the "not fking goats" aspect I guess you're already over the edge.

http://infossip.com/man-cheats-on-wife-with-goat/
You must be kidding.
Bad puns like that really get my goat.
No need to bleat on about it.
Yeah, you don't have to Ram it home.

Gargamel

16,390 posts

291 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Meh

TheDoggingFather

17,384 posts

236 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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The poor guy just had the horn....