Whats your party trick?

[LukeR94]

Most people have a party trick, and like most people I find them fascinating.

I can unlock a combination padlock in under 30 seconds (Without knowing the code)

I can also bend my little finger to a perfect right angle



Very rubbish I know, but whats yours, and whats the best youve seen?

[vx220]

Will give the same answer as I did on another forum...

I can make a chicken out of a tea towel

[Ikemi]

LukeR94 said:

I can unlock a combination padlock in under 30 seconds (Without knowing the code)

Bolt cutters?

[Vincefox]

• thud

[DanielSan]

I've bet a few people I can bend one of their cigarettes tip to tip and back straight without breaking it. I've won the money every time.

[Hoofy]

LukeR94 said:

I can unlock a combination padlock in under 30 seconds (Without knowing the code)

Dunno about 30 seconds but I can, too. Doesn't work so well with a safe, I've discovered.

Party tricks? Dunno about tricks themselves but I can do head-height kicks without warming up. Can also do L-sits.

Oh, can spin a knife round my index finger without losing a finger or burying it in my abdomen.

Edit: talking of cigarettes, I can kill your cravings for a cigarette dead in about a minute.

[Zerotonine]

Hoofy said:

Stuff

Edit: talking of cigarettes, I can kill your cravings for a cigarette dead in about a minute.

How so? Do it...

[vikingaero]

I can do the splits. Hurts my nadgers though when I land it.

[Evoluzione]

I used to work with a guy who could snort the end of a condom up his nose and pull it out of his mouth whilst the other end was still hanging out of his nose.

[Hoofy]

Zerotonine said:

Hoofy said:

Stuff

Edit: talking of cigarettes, I can kill your cravings for a cigarette dead in about a minute.

How so? Do it...

If you were closer... I do that tapping thing that Paul McKenna does.

[MikeGTi]

I've got a mate in the RAF Regiment*, his party trick is shooting people in the stomach..




*not really.

[Megaflow]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

[Impasse]

I can sit in the corner of the room and ignore people all evening.

[Hoofy]

Impasse said:

I can sit in the corner of the room and ignore people all evening.

Sure it's you ignoring them?

[PositronicRay]

Evoluzione said:

I used to work with a guy who could snort the end of a condom up his nose and pull it out of his mouth whilst the other end was still hanging out of his nose.

Quality, you'd have to wonder how he discoverd this talent.

[Petrolhead95]

I manage to fk up most things, does that count?

[insurance_jon]

One of the guys that works for me has a party trick that makes blokes wince. Seen it once never want to see it again.

He gets his nuts out on a bar stool them smacks the right one with the bottom of a bottle of vodka.





He has a false right nut

[Hoofy]

insurance_jon said:

One of the guys that works for me has a party trick that makes blokes wince. Seen it once never want to see it again.

He gets his nuts out on a bar stool them smacks the right one with the bottom of a bottle of vodka.





He has a false right nut

He better not do it when drunk and forget which one is which!

PS Isn't it just a silicon implant... so could burst if struck hard?

[insurance_jon]

To be honest I've never felt em to check.

So in guessing he does it hard enough to impress, but not hard enough to damage owt

[wildoliver]

The White elephant.