Things you never want to know the answer to

[vanordinaire]

On the back of the ever popular thread, 'Things you always wanted to know the answer to' , Are there things you never want to hear the answer to?
such as

How well endowed your new partner's ex was?
How did your colonoscopy go Grandad?
How much does that annoying co-worker get paid more than you?
What happened to your beloved pride and joy after you sold it to a local chav?

[Johnnytheboy]

"How was your holiday?"

[J8 SVG]

"So, how exactly was I conceived?"

Please, no.

[IvanSTi]

What is this the point in this game we call life?

[Jasandjules]

What do they make sausages/burgers out of....

[Justayellowbadge]

What does Harriet Harman taste like?

[Steamer]

What goes on in YellowBadge's head

[STW2010]

What would it be like to shag Susan Boyle?

[sunnygym]

What are hot dogs made from ?

[silverfoxcc]

When will my funeral be?

[LukeR94]

What is it like to stubb your toe.

[ColinM50]

how cum tastes

[Shuvi McTupya]

LukeR94 said:

What is it like to stubb your toe.

This I can help with, I stubbed mine pretty well the other day..

[Electric Beaver]

J8 SVG said:

"So, how exactly was I conceived?"

Please, no.

A layby near croft circuit, rear seat of an Austin Allegro. Cheers dad...

[HertsBiker]

Electric Beaver said:

J8 SVG said:

"So, how exactly was I conceived?"

Please, no.

A layby near croft circuit, rear seat of an Austin Allegro. Cheers dad...

Could be worse... A leak from the back...

[medieval]

So, the pregnancy test, what does it say?........

50 years old nearly

[Skywalker]

What do eggs taste like? No idea - can't stand the thought of them.
It's a texture thing - perhaps a pity as they are a perfectly package foodstuff.

[Muntu]

Skywalker said:

What do eggs taste like? No idea - can't stand the thought of them.
It's a texture thing - perhaps a pity as they are a perfectly package foodstuff.

Chicken periods. Delicious

[CharlesAL]

I have also never eaten an egg on its own. I try to keep it quiet because people moan at me for being a 'fussy eater' (why? Eggs are about the ONLY everyday thing I don't eat).

[Gargamel]

I don't want to know how much money I have spent on beers over the years....