How lewd is your current task?

[thatdude]

I suspect we all have horribly ordinary jobs. But these jobs can be made to sound lewd with the right terminology


For example, I'm currently sucking something dry.


(i'm crudely drying some material on a filtration apparatus before lobbing it in a vacuum oven for the weekend)


How lewd is your current task?

[Dan_1981]

This morning I had to do an application study to determine the likelihood of something exploding all over the user while it was going up and down......

[Driller]

Er, I just gave a woman a good drilling and then filled the hole with my paste?

[C.A.R.]

I'm staring longingly at some hard wood in a school.

(I'm actually trying to identify a timber veneer)

[FiF]

Not work, but just got back from an energetic and sweaty dogging session.


That is back from a run with the puppy around the local forest tracks.

[evenflow]

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/rich/swisstony.html

[phil1979]

My client has just given me a significant insertion, for the backside.

(I publish magazines)

[eltax91]

I'm injecting something into a vulnerable hole to see if I can exploit it for my own satisfaction

[AnimalMkIV]

I'm currently looking at gussets & flanges. There's also some full penetration involved.

(Steelwork strengthening & welding details)

[counterofbeans]

Just doing a bit of double entry

(beancounting)

[BaronVonV8]

This morning I repeatedly shot my load at 15, 20 and 25 metres from the kneeling and standing positions.

[Don1]

Just a spot of packet-sniffing leading to a penetration test.

[MrsMiggins]

I'm trying to get a bunch of guys to put their stuff in the right places.

[Ganglandboss]

I'm currently choking the chicken!

(I don't work in a slaughter house - I work from home, so I'm frantically masturbating)

[Mastodon2]

I'm squirting my muck into a funnel and sucking it dry through a straw, then observing the mess I've made.

(Microbiological finished product testing validation)

[Nardies]

I've just knocked one out.

(I work from home).

[DMN]

I lead the cluster fk.

[opieoilman]

I'm a lubricant administrator

[thismonkeyhere]

I'm waiting for someone to come.

[five5]

I'm trying to work out a way of getting 3 up, when I know that only two will fit.