Superpowers

[anonymous-user]

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

You can only have one though, so if you want to be able to fly, you're not going to also be invincible if you crash into an aeroplane or do a crap landing.

[anonymous-user]

Erm, perhaps someone could move this to the correct forum

Feel free to join in F1 fans.

[DeltaTango]

Odd thing to put in the F1 section.

The ability to teleport.

It's not Nick is it?

[StuTheGrouch]

X-ray vision. I love boobs...

[anonymous-user]

StuTheGrouch said:

X-ray vision. I love boobs...

Wouldn't they look funny squashed up inside bras or under clothes? If it's just for perving, what about being invisible?

[944fan]

Fly like superman. No more ste commute

[Meoricin]

el stovey said:

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

You can only have one though, so if you want to be able to fly, you're not going to also be invincible if you crash into an aeroplane or do a crap landing.

How skilled/powerful with your superpower are you allowed to be? Telekinesis alone can effectively grant flying, invulnerability of sorts, super strength etc (assuming it's powerful enough, anyway)

[Munter]

The skill to immediately identify someone talking bullst, and have the best answer to reply with to make them shut up instantly.

Rather than knowing the answer a day later.

[Mr Roper]

Teleportation.

[Watchman]

Immortality

[anonymous-user]

Watchman said:

Immortality

Is that even a superpower? How would that work? You'd just get to a certain age and stop ageing?

[WestyCarl]

Invisibility. How much fun could that be

[Xtriple129]

To be able to see/hear/know when people are lying.

I can read people pretty well but there's always that element of doubt....

[P-Jay]

That super fast healing, indestructability thing that chap with the mutton chops has in X-Men, I'm really feeling my age today...

[StuTheGrouch]

el stovey said:

StuTheGrouch said:

X-ray vision. I love boobs...

Wouldn't they look funny squashed up inside bras or under clothes? If it's just for perving, what about being invisible?

Fair point.

Invisibility

[Kenty]

WestyCarl said:

Invisibility. How much fun could that be

This

[Munter]

Kenty said:

WestyCarl said:

Invisibility. How much fun could that be

This

Makes using Zebra crossings a bit tricky though....

[markmullen]

The power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets.

[julian64]

The ability to control time trumphs all other superpowers.

In one stroke it mimicks almost all other superpowers

[LargeD]

markmullen said:

The power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets.

That's telekinesis Kyle - we've had that already...