Firefighter assualted with frozen sausage

[Amused2death]

It had to happen somewhere.......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-3357184...

Amongst other things it was said...."One firefighter, who cannot be named for legal reasons, described to the jury how several of his colleagues assaulted him with a frozen sausage."

Is it ok to have a guilty snort of laughter?

[ikarl]

I'm not seeing anything funny in that.

I know we all joke about hammering in frozen sausages....into people's lawn. Not their arses!

[TLandCruiser]

Must have been someone from ph

[CarAbuser]

I can just imagine some bloke with a Ѕhit stained frozen sausage in his hand saying "sorry mate, it was just a bit of banter".

Not sure what's a worse initiation. That or eating a soggy biscuit.

[750turbo]

Right own up, who started this frozen sausage malarkey on here...

My money is on nurts

[ZOLLAR]

CarAbuser said:

I can just imagine some bloke with a ?hit stained frozen sausage in his hand saying "sorry mate, it was just a bit of banter".

Not sure what's a worse initiation. That or eating a soggy biscuit.

soggy biscuits, grim as hell!

[Evolved]

And the story comes out now?

[Marvtec]

Evolved said:

And the story comes out now?

Maybe the sausage only just defrosted and exited?

[Evolved]

Marvtec said:

Evolved said:

And the story comes out now?

Maybe the sausage only just defrosted and exited?

Fair point, must have been those cheap Iceland sausages.

[dudleybloke]

Of all the nasty pranks this one is the wurst.

[Tonsko]

'GANG BANGERS!' the headline should scream.

[CrispyMK]

I've done some research and it turns out the guy's name is Frank. He was assaulted with a thin German sausage, a frankhurter.

Don't bother showing me the door, I'll find my own way out.

[Japveesix]

I think he's telling porkies to be honest.

[KarlMac]

Has to be Sway?

[fttm]

So they told him it was a frozen sausage and he believed them , sure .

[KAgantua]

He just needs to be more aware of whats going on aroudn him
I think if he was a bit more savvy, lo, you wouldnt be reading this now

[Sway]

KarlMac said:

Has to be Sway?

Not me squire. Purely horticultural, my porcine confection interests...

[soad]

Poor bugger.

[750turbo]

soad said:

Poor bugger.

Am I sad to find that comment brilliant

[daytona365]

The authorities have gone fking mad to go back 30 years to go over the details of some maybe overzealous pranks. Good job it wasn't a woman or they'd all be on aggravated sexual assault or maybe even 'arson' charges now !!