what would your eulogy say?

[anonymous-user]

just interested if any phers think about it.

[Eric Mc]

Mostly harmless.

[iva cosworth]

Didn't do much.

[devnull]

Something overly inflated about me, because that is what most eulogies are like.

Maybe I'll be sitting there during the service as a ghost, a fine whisky in hand shouting "bkS!"

[PoleDriver]

He tried...Everybody!

[Zoobeef]

Had to write my own a few years ago as a just in case thing. Not something you want to do at 26. Also made me wonder why there would be no one able to write it for me if I did die. Are my bosses really that busy.

[Scousefella]

Got more things wrong than right, made some bad choices but was thick skinned enough to take it on the chin.

[The Nur]

He tried and look where it got him.

[TheExcession]

Everyone loves you when you're dead.

[GetCarter]

You should have met his brother.

[Impasse]

I didn't know this person, but he seemed nice.

[HTP99]

Who!

[Fishtigua]

Goodbye and thanks for all the Fish.

[stuartmmcfc]

He was a bit of a tt but he always left the girls satisfied.
Well, one of those is true

[anonymous-user]

for the person who msg me, i think you took the wrong way just lighthearted, i am not looking for ideas

[FailHere]

"Well he told you he was ill", or more likely, "thank ***k he's gone"

[Amused2death]

"Hands up all those who are here just to be certain"

[bloomen]

Mine would consist of one long blast of earsplitting feedback and then telling the audience to sod off.

[Don]

Definitely not harmless.

[TorqueVR]

He told me he was ill