Pistonheaders and their First World War problems.

[Chunkymonkey71]

This trench foot is stinking, and some German people keep shooting at me.

(Sorry, I'm bored.)

[55palfers]

I hung out my washing on the Sigfreid Line and now it's full of bullet holes.

[SickAsAParrot]

I carved a heart in a tree in Polygon Wood, but now it's just a stump and splinters.

[55palfers]

The Germans have kept our football.

[Triumph Man]

My tank won't start. Can I reject it?

[anonymous-user]

A carrier pigeon telling me my wife was pregnant was shot over Reims. Who can I sue?

[Adenauer]

How do you know your wife was pregnant if the messenger was shot?

Liar.

[anonymous-user]

Because I got invalided out and came home to find a sixteenth child.

[Ste1987]

Baldrick has a cunning plan. I don't like where this is going...

[Uncle John]

The Mustard Gas has given me a ruddy red nose and ruined my bully beef sandwiches.

[soad]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Gestapo

Gestapo who?

Ve Vill ask ze Questions!

[Impasse]

I misheard a warning about enemy aircraft and have just done something terrible to a wolf.

[anonymous-user]

Thread title comprehension fail.

It's 1916. WTF is Gestapo, or a Wolf-based flying war machine?

[Impasse]

OpulentBob said:

Thread title comprehension fail.

It's 1916. WTF is Gestapo, or a Wolf-based flying war machine?

Someone as pedantic as this can only be a German spy. The play on words while ignoring the facts is an English way of ensuring the humour is more important than the historical accuracy. Firing squad for you, interloper.

(Wulf, btw.)

[kowalski655]

This mud is ruining my expensive new shoes

[austinsmirk]

I'm going to start a "what horse?" letter and answer section in the soldiers magazine.

I've worked out I can afford a really expensive fast one, because it won't do many miles before it, or I are shot, or drowned in the mud.

as oppose to a more workman like shire horse that isn't as fast, but does more miles per carrot and has a better bren gun carrying capacity.

[Axionknight]

I wanted to go for a cruise from Caithness to Orkney but some bd sank the bloody boat!

[DIW35]

That's the last time I use that beauty salon. I asked for a mud pack body cleanse, and they sent me to Flanders.

[Adenauer]

Oakely Dokely, friendly trench neighbour.

[Squiggs]

I sent off a postal order for three an' four pence and still haven't got my tickets for the dance!